Im_here_to_die



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    "Stay here," Leon orders.

    "Or what?" Bryan says sarcastically.

    Leon takes in a steadying breath so he doesn't strangle the President's son.

    "Stay here," Leon says again. "Or else I'll shove my cock down your throat and let you choke."

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    "Open," Leon says, and Bryan immediately spreads his legs, tears already gathering at his eyes as he sniffles and clings to his collar.

    A rough hand runs across Bryan's inner thigh and squeezes.

    "Good boy," Leon says softly.

    Click.

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    Bryan wants someone to tug on his leash.

    Leon doesn't seem to mind.

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    07 Oct 2026

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    "Sorry for trying to kill you, but it wouldn't have worked, anyway. There's no ammo in this thing, and I'm running low on this one.”

    Bryan nearly gives Leon a heart attack when he lifts his shirt and shows a haphazardly stuffed handgun that's sticking out of the waistband of his jeans.

    “Don't put that there,” Leon says hurriedly, willing his heart to calm down. He keeps imagining the horror of it going off and blowing clean through Bryan's femur. “And - hey, wait. That's a standard glock that's issued to all American officers. Did you steal that?”

    Bryan at least has the decency to blush in embarrassment as he hastily shoves the hem of his shirt back down.

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    07 Oct 2026

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    Jack Frost never had much cause to care about Cupid, that is, until Jamie is faced with a foe even more frightening than Pitch: his first crush. But Jack learns maybe some battles should be picked last for kickball when his 'casual' run-in with the patron spirit of Valentine's Day takes a slightly... destructive turn. Jack is used to some light continent hopping, but it's looking like to clean up this latest mess he'll have to travel just a tad farther than usual. A mandatory month-long vacation from Guardianship with a list of magical souvenirs to bring back? Sounds easy enough... Given a simple task and armed with the best travel guide a timeless being can offer, Jack isn't really anticipating any hiccups in the plan.

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    02 Oct 2026

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    goofy dumbasses

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    “Are you seeing what I’m seeing, bud?” Hiccup asked, blinking down at an island that most definitely had not existed a couple of months ago, when he’d last been in the area. Toothless made a vague noise Hiccup chose to interpret as positive.

    “Maybe Astrid was right about us needing a break, huh? Or maybe I shouldn’t have eaten Gobber’s special stew last night.”

    “...So, what are the chances that we get eaten by trolls the second we land?”

    Toothless huffed as though he were laughing at Hiccup. He probably was.

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    Hiccup refuses to get eaten by an old lady. Everything that happens after is 100% his own fault.

    At least he got a boyfriend out of it.

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    30 Sep 2026

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    peak