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    Things were going so damn well. But then Michael showed up, and now everything around Peter is turning to ruin, and he doesn’t know how to stop it, and—

    Maybe he’s the crazy one after all.

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    20 Apr 2026

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    (...and one time he’s stuck alone.)

    “I wonder if Pepper’s reported me missing yet,” Tony says, with an exaggerated sigh. “I wonder if this is some kind of scheme to kidnap me or something.”

    “I think the ride’s just broken,” Peter says.

    “Today of all goddamn days,” Tony says, exasperation clear in his voice and in his eyes. “Ruining our trip—”

    “It’s not ruined,” Peter says. “Look, we’re hanging out."

    “Real quality time,” Tony huffs. “Us, a few other trapped members of the general public, and a handful of animatronic pirates. Drunk pirates. Repeating themselves.”

    (Infinity War spoilers!)

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    21 Oct 2025

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    A mission leaves Peter with narcolepsy. Tony may or may not be freaking out.

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    03 Oct 2019

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    Tony’s face hardens as he says, “What kid.”
    “I don’t know, some twelve year old—”
    Below him, the kid coughs out, “Fifteen.”
    “—Fifteen year old—”
    Tony scrubs a hand across his face. “Don’t tell me he’s wearing a dorky shirt with a chemistry pun on it.”
    Rhodey frowns. That was oddly specific. Glancing down, he looks at what little he can see of the kid’s shirt—which isn't much since there’s so much blood now, but what could be once called a cartoon joke is printed on it. “Um, yeah?”
    “Son of a bitch.”

     

    Otherwise known as how Rhodey finds out about how old Peter is, and how badly he needs to beat Tony with a stick.

     

    Now also a podfic by ventusprinceps!

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    20 Sep 2019