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teenage nightmares commit atrocities by forever_wandering
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
29 Apr 2023
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“Tsushima Shuuji,” Chuuya reads out loud. “A bright, optimistic young man with a pep in his step and a zest for life. Hang on–is this referring to you?”
“Unfortunately,” Dazai laments, sighing dramatically. “You just got away with ‘science nerd’ and ‘soccer player,’ but I’m supposed to be an artist! I hate art! It’s useless!”
“Shut the fuck up. That’s not the problem here. You? A ‘zest for life?’ Looking forward to each new morning? Hah! Rimbaud would sooner come back to life.”
Dazai turns to Chuuya with the barest facsimile of a smile painted over his lips.
“I,” he says sweetly, “am going to gut you open like a fish.”
Dazai and Chuuya are seasoned mafiosos at the ripe old age of almost-seventeen. They’ve fought gang wars, interrogated prisoners, and done all manner of unspeakable things. Now, they face their greatest challenge yet: going (undercover) to a real high school. With regular teens (who may or may not be desperately trying to get them to kiss).
One thing’s for sure: this school is unprepared for the absolute calamity that is Double Black.Written for the SKK Big Bang 2022 feat. art by videogamelover99 & beta'ed by Airini.
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16 Jun 2025
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it's not me, it's you by leet
Fandoms: Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud, Lockwood & Co. (TV)
04 May 2024
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Lucy Carlyle hates Anthony Lockwood.
People, at least the people Lucy tends to hang out with, generally take this at face value. After all, everyone at Fittes knows about the Heaton House Horror (and what a horror it had been), the Bonneville Factory Terror (she can’t even look at crème eggs anymore without gagging), and the score of other cases that Lockwood and his merry band of incompetents have screwed up for her and the rest of Kipps’s crew. Anyone would dislike Lockwood after all that.
So she has good reasons, is what she’s saying. And that helps her sleep at night.
Which she needs.
Because in her heart of hearts, Lucy knows that her hatred of Anthony J. (who the hell uses a middle initial these days?) Lockwood actually stems from the night he fucked her in a storage cupboard at the Fittes New Year’s Eve party and then never called.
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(or: lucy is a fittes agent, and she and lockwood have history)
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12 Aug 2024
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dazai and his group chats // a magic and mystery chatfic by dazamuu
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Apr 2025
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dazai and his lovely little group chats... what could ever happen??
takes place in the Magic and Mystery/Coil universe
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25 Jun 2024
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The distance between them is significant, but Dazai can still see Chuuya's quizzical head tilt, almost asking;
You came?
Dazai does a mock bow that makes Chuuya roll his eyes.
You called.
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Or, Dazai's sophomore year starts with him getting caught up in the orbit of Chuuya Nakahara, and being unable to escape.- Language:
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19 May 2024
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I Don't Think It's Normal To Shoot Webs Out Of Your Wrists by kunikidaisubmssve
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, Spider-Man - All Media Types
05 Feb 2026
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When Chuuya woke up the morning of his birthday, he didn't expect to get stuck on his ceiling. Let's go all the way back to Friday morning, two days before this catastrophe started.
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11 Apr 2024