LeastCoincidental



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    “Tell you what,” Yoongi starts. “If you’re still single in ten years, when you’re thirty…” he pauses, swallowing with an audible click. “I’ll marry you.”

    “What?” Seokjin blinks.

    “I promise that if you turn thirty and are still single, that I will marry you.” Yoongi repeats.

    “It’s not even legal,” Seokjin protests, but it sounds weak even to his own ears.

    Yoongi shrugs. “You never know what could happen in ten years. Maybe the government will get its head out of its ass.”

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    Yoongi makes a drunk, sad Seokjin a promise on his 20th birthday: If he's still single in ten years, Yoongi will marry him. It's a joke, obviously, so Seokjin agrees. They fall out of contact, as college roommates often do, but at 2 am on his 30th birthday, Seokjin gets a phone call.

    It's a joke, right?

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    30 Mar 2026

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    (Post-movie AU.) On a beach in Cuba, Charles manages to talk Erik down from the edge. But even after the missiles have been diverted, compromise is impossible. There are two different futures to build, and Erik and Charles will always be separated by their principles. But when Charles is kidnapped and the X-Men can't find him, Erik will get him back no matter the consequences.

    Meanwhile, trapped alone in his mind for the first time in his life, Charles comes face to face with the truth about what and who he wants. When convictions stand in direct opposition to the heart, which will prevail?

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    20 Sep 2025

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    To make life simpler at work, Seokjin lets his co-workers think that he has an alpha at home – this way people will focus on game development and not whether he as a handsome omega is single or not. This works well until the new Head of Strategic Development is hired: an alpha who does not seem to believe the lie about Seokjin’s relationship status – or, perhaps, Seokjin wishes Namjoon didn’t.

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    03 Sep 2025

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    As the leader of his vampire clan, Seokjin has no time for an uppity werewolf upsetting his perfectly glamorous afterlife – and yet.

    aka the vampire!Seokjin and werewolf!Namjoon barn sex PWP

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    03 Sep 2025

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    Actor Kim Seokjin’s love life has always been the subject of wild rumours but he has never been caught in a scandal. Behind closed doors, however, he is going through a rough breakup. Namjoon, as the Head of Close Protection, does not expect to pick up the pieces, yet here he is: standing at Seokjin’s door at two in the morning, about to make the biggest mistake of his life.

    Seokjin took the phone and looked in amazement at a 28-second fancam set to a sultry, moany song that featured slow-mo footage of Namjoon escorting him in and out of cars and buildings, of Namjoon holding umbrellas for him, of Namjoon shoving people out of the way at an airport (Seokjin remembered that chaotic day). With piercing and sharp dragon eyes, Namjoon sent glares at crowds and photographers like he was two steps from murder at any given moment, but then Namjoon would turn to escort Seokjin with the gentlest of touches. The video caption said, eloquently, ‘hottest bodyguard in all of Korea’.

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    01 Aug 2025