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    Gunpoint by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Comics)  

    25 Feb 2023

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    Deadpool's amazing plan on seducing Spider-Man aka his partner in crime law? aka roof buddy aka baby boy aka future husband

     

    1) Buy food    he's like a stray cat who eats everything and then skedaddles

     

    2) Ass worship      side-eyes are probably a bad sign?

     

    3) Gift a knife   Deadpool plushie   phone   blender     fucking hell

     

    4) Kidnap until he gets Stockholm syndrome  don't do that

     

    5) Destroy Stop his biggest hater aka John Jonah Jameson aka old white man with an opinion aka cowboy mustache aka the real menace

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    Cuddle Bugs by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    26 Dec 2022

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    Thumbing at the swollen glands in his wrists, seeking relief from how sore they are, Pete heads back to the bedroom. He has just enough wherewithal left in his foggy brain to remember to flick on the scent neutralizing diffusers all through the little apartment. He doesn’t produce anywhere near enough silk to operate as Spider-Man, and what he does produce is released far too slowly to be of any use...but for this, it works for this. It hurts a little, a stinging pull, the scent glands in his wrists red and puffy, exacerbated by the passing of the silk.

    The nest smells so intensely of Pete, it fills the whole walk in with an overbearingly cloying scent. It's not like a normal Omega scent, not enticing, it doesn't cry out to be bred. It's a warning, tells predators that what's inside is hostile and to be avoided. Smells like danger and the promise of death.

    Pete gave up fighting this instinct on his second heat. His brain is telling him that he should be making a nest, that he should want soft things, that he should want to be in bed or in a blanket fort or some other sort of nest made of familiar things that all the other, normal Omega’s want.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    The Hunger in Your Haunt by

    Fandoms: Deadpool (2016), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types  

    10 Sep 2017

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    ‘It doesn’t have to change anything,’ he thinks to himself, staring in the mirror at the words that refuse to budge from where they’ve permanently etched themselves into his skin, his blood, his bones. ‘Nobody has to know.’

    In a world where your soulmate’s first words to you end up on your skin, Peter and Wade take turns figuring things out, rescuing each other, and falling in love.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    act your age (not your shoe size) by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (2016), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)  

    05 Jun 2016

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    “Wanna go grab some grub? I have it on good authority there's some qual-a-tee Mexican around here.”

    Peter’s mouth drops open. “Uh, you always invite guys you just met out for lunch?”

    Deadpool laughs and leans forward. The words are muffled when he says, “Only the ones I meet in movie theaters.”

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    07 Jun 2026

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    status quo by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    05 Jan 2023

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    “So, you’re investigating this not-so-bad-bad-guy, and you’re coming out of his apartment at—" Wade tilts his head to the side, just enough to check his watch “—almost exactly the time you usually start your patrol.”

    Peter chews on the inside of his cheek. “Yep,” he decides on.

    “And — just to be clear — I definitely shouldn’t unalive this guy instead of the douchebag across the street.”

    “Definitely not,” Peter agrees. “No one would like that.”

    Wade bangs his head against the fire escape again. “Okay, Webs. This one’s just to gauge if you’re smarter than a fifth grader: how much of that do you think I actually believe?”

    Or: Somehow, the components of Peter’s secret identity keep crumbling all around him.

    Also: He’s running out of excuses not to tell Wade that he’s in love with him.

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