MissMisnomer
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Flint looked both ways and turned fully around in a circle once before giving it another look: Spider-Man was still unconscious on the ground.
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- Part 7 of Whumptober 2020 - Peter Parker
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04 Jun 2026
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Temporary House Guest by GreyLiliy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
03 May 2025
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Wade took Spider-Man home intending it to be temporary. He’d let the hero heal and then let him loose back into the city. Wade had fully intended to let the Spider go.
That had been the plan.
But plans change.
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03 Jun 2026
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Totally Spies by Firefly_ika
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
15 Sep 2024
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There is a new voice in Deadpool's ear.
The voice is sarcastic, obstinate, and willing to loosen the tight leash that the agency has on Wade. Things change and the jobs no longer make Wade want to wring necks just for the fun of it. Maybe it could've been a good thing he hasn't quit yet.
Or: Wade has a handler now. It is exactly who we all think it is.
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02 Jun 2026
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Zombie Cat by Fredegund
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
28 Feb 2021
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Wade Wilson has spent the past few decades cursed as a cat, uglier than ever and still unable to die. By the time Spider-Man finds him dead in a dumpster with a sack tied around his head, Wade's pretty much a feral, panicked mess, the voices loud and unceasing, his brain filled up with some Very Not Nice memories. He's any self-respecting pet owner's worst nightmare, a fugly embodiment of all things disgusting, too wild to be kept, too damaged to trust.
Peter Parker sure gives it his best try, though.
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10 May 2026
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You’ll Be the Death of Me by venusenvvvy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Jun 2019
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“Oh my god, it’s the tie, isn’t it?” Peter whisper-yelled, struggling to get his orange tie off. “MJ said it’d go well with the blue suit but I shouldn’t have listened her - oh my god, I look like I’m about to graduate from the fifth grade!”
Wade snorted rather loudly at that - because, honestly? Peter was right. With his boyish complexion, light brown curls mopped on his head, too small navy blue suit, top button done up, and napkin hat placed on his head, he really did look like a kid on picture day. Still, Wade stood and leaned across the table and grabbed his hand, placing a soft kiss on his knuckles through the fabric of his suit. “I think you look great, okay?”
Peter turned bright red, pointedly choosing to ignore the flattery and burying his nose in the menu as Wade sat down again.
“Anyway, it’s probably me they’re staring at anyway.”
“Because you’re a known murderer dressed in BDSM gear?”
Wade chuckled - two could play at that game. “Because I’m a known murderer dressed in BDSM gear on a date with a fifth grader.”
Peter Parker and Wade Wilson go out on their first date... disaster and hilarity ensue.
[Direct sequel to “Oh, You Know It Katana Boy”]
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- Part 2 of Cancel the Cab
Bookmarked by MissMisnomer
17 Apr 2026