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Hoseok needed to focus, regroup. He needed to evaluate the situation, weigh his options, and find a solution. He needed to work through this like the capable adult he was. He needed to get his hand out of this stupid vending machine.
Alternatively: Hoseok gets his hand stuck up a vending machine and stands up his blind date by accident. For the third time.
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08 Jun 2026
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"Um, okay, well, umm. I kidnapped one of your members." That sounded so bad. Fuck his nerves for making him sound so unsure.
“Is that a question?” Chan slowly asked.
“No, let me try again! I kidnapped one of your highest-ranking members this Tuesday morning and currently hold them hostage." It came out way better than the first time; he was glad because it was humiliating to kidnap someone and not be believed by the person you were trying to blackmail.
“Why would you want to do that?” Chan sounded genuinely puzzled.
“Because we are blackmailing you!” he said. Was that not clear? Why was he still so chill?
(OR: Jisung kidnaps Minho, Chan wishes him the best of luck and Minho has a normal Tuesday, at least as normal as it can get if you meet the kidnapper of your dreams.)
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15 May 2026
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There’s a guy facing the net with broad shoulders and huge, perfect biceps, easily making a free-throw. His white tank top is clinging to his body in all the right places. Namjoon lets his eyes drift down to the guy’s calves and his thighs and his gorgeous, amazing ass. “Wow, okay,” he concedes. The guy turns around, shaking sweat from his dark hair, and Namjoon hurriedly jerks his eyes up - only to be met by the face of Jeon Jungkook. Little Jungkook, who Namjoon hasn’t seen once since their heart-to-heart on a bench not far from here. Little Jungkook who is very, very much not little anymore.
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12 May 2026
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can i get a kiss (can you make it last forever) by Talls
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
26 Mar 2020
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“I’m obsessive about everything,” Neil protests, sitting in a booth with the four upperclassmen he can stand. “What makes this obsession special?”
“Okay, we get the Exy obsession, because you’re legitimately planning on going pro, and we get the Kevin obsession because he’s dedicated to teaching you to go pro, and we even get the Minyard obsession,” Dan says.
“Shh,” Neil pleads desperately, hoping beyond hope that nobody heard that.
“But the podcast has nothing to do with Exy! It’s half about music, and you don’t even like music that much,” Dan says. “It’s literally just music and a really weird guy talking about his homicidal impulses, and it sorta sounds like a joke, but on a much more real level it sounds like it’s absolutely not a joke and I would call the authorities if this guy gave any personal details at all,” Dan says.
“It’s mostly a joke,” Neil offers, but it sounds weak to his own ears.
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In which Andrew has a podcast, and Neil falls in love with him twice.
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12 May 2026
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up all night (to get my luck) by cyphers for infires_man
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS, K-pop
03 Mar 2016
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“I just… Did someone in this room not just scream like they were about to be murdered?”
“Oh, that,” Taehyung says. “That was Jimin. He saw a spider.”
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12 May 2026