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Bloom Where You Are Planted by TeddysTwin
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
30 Dec 2023
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Or, where you are uprooted to, and then, after a year, replanted?
Bilbergia (Bilba) Baggins is back again, and has to deal with the repercussions of her being away from the Shire for a year and a month. Cleaning up after dwarves is nothing new to her anymore, but dealing with the memories that seem to sprout up with every step she takes? Maybe they're the reason she can't get herself to close her front door...
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A story in which Bilba, returning to Hobbiton and Bag End, has many flashbacks of her time among the Company of Thorin Oakenshield. (The slowest of slow burning burns.)
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Bookmarked by NearlyFunny
26 Apr 2026
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"An adventure?" Billa Baggins, a respectable genteel hobbit of the Shire, shivered and tried to convince herself it was a shudder.
In which a perfectly proper not-so-young lady whistles her reputation down the wind and finds she really is her mother's daughter.
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Bookmarked by NearlyFunny
09 Apr 2026
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Where the Sun Cannot Follow by SinningSaint
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
02 Apr 2026
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The horrific, jagged jealousy from moments before transformed into something far more dangerous: a predatory claim.
He didn't care where the boy had come from. He didn't care which foreign sea god—some pathetic deity from the edges of the world—had been so catastrophically stupid as to lose such a treasure. To leave a child like this, a living godling of the salt, out in the open? To let him be swept away by a stray current of rage? It was a crime against the divine. It was proof that whoever had sired this boy did not deserve him.
He is mine, Poseidon thought, and the thought was a law. He looks like me. He speaks with my storms. He has my eyes. He is the child the Fates stole from me, returned by the very winds of my grief.
Or: Poseidon thinks he's stealing a child of some foreign sea god for his own and Percy just thinks he's been booted backwards in time and together they make for half a brain cell.
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Bookmarked by NearlyFunny
03 Apr 2026
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Her client either doesn't actually know the ninja's name or (equally likely) knows that ninja of this era despise introductions, but Sakura knows the name of her new coworker: Uchiha Madara is standing in front of her, wild-haired and distinctively relaxed, looking no older than her — not quite a teenager anymore, coming into his full adult height and broad shoulders, but much younger than he had looked during the Fourth War.
Seeing him is a literal nightmare come to life, but Sakura is a professional. She bows politely and does not let her hands tremble. "I look forward to working with you."
"Likewise," Madara says, perfectly polite and yet clearly not meaning it. Clearly dismissing her, because she's a young, pink-haired, civilian woman.
Well. She'll show him.
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Bookmarked by NearlyFunny
02 Apr 2026
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Nami tests her patience, Zoro tests everyone else’s, and the crew can’t help but get involved.
Bookmarked by NearlyFunny
26 Mar 2026