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    Ilya watches his fingers fiddle with it. “Hear what? Hear us sleep?” he scratches behind his own ear, helpfully. “I snore so loud?”

    “No, Ilya, they can hear us not sleep,” Shane leans forward, searching Ilya’s face. Almost. “What we do before we sleep.”

    And Shane knows he gets it, because his whole face lights up, and Shane isn’t really in the position to appreciate it fully because the context is just not allowing him to. And it makes him feel worse. “Ah, that!” Ilya is laughing, and he presses down on Shane’s neck more solidly, shaking him around a little, almost proud if Shane had to guess.

    or, Shane's roommates can hear him and Ilya when they have sex, and it becomes a problem

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    09 Sep 2026

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    rpfactorfiction

    Oh my god, I didn't know there were any copies of this left on the internet. For those who don't know, this is like. This is a foundational text of hockey RPF. This is from before hockey RPF was really a thing even. It's from the mid-aughts and wasn't posted to a fanfiction website. Instead, OP dropped this insane RPF manifesto onto a normal ass hockey fan forum (which no longer exists) then deleted their account like two days later. Just handed this to a bunch of jocks and hockey bros and dipped. Legendary shit. Like, I don't think this kid even knew what fanfiction was, the fucking hand of god just compelled him to write about being an MLH player's sex slave and show it to the world. I pray every day that this insane child actually made it to the MLH and got to meet Scott Hunter.


    So maybe Shane had a little crush on Scott Hunter in his younger years. So maybe he anonymously posted online about it once. So maybe it had become an internet legend and a running joke in the MLH.

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    09 Sep 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 96

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    Of course, Shane wished that he was the one still playing right now. Obviously, he would shove his own mother out of the way to trade places with Ilya on the ice, and Mom would dust herself off and tell Shane to go get 'em. But of all the ways that everything could have ended up, this wasn't so bad.

    After getting eliminated in the first round by Ottawa, Shane goes to Centaurs/Admirals Game 3. But first he has to contend with sorting through his baseball cap collection, ignoring Hayden's thoughts on WAG jackets and the part where Tanner Dillon doesn't know how to get pucks in the net.

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    08 Sep 2026

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    Shane Hollander, first-round draft pick of 2009, captain of the legendary Montreal Metros, is twenty-seven years old and has never won the Stanley Cup; it's starting to seem like maybe he never will. It's time Shane started thinking about a second act that will change his post-retirement narrative and give him the one thing he can't bring himself to contemplate: a life without hockey.

    Enter ABC's The Bachelor. Shane's mom and his agent seem to think this reality show might be the ticket for him to reinvent himself in the public eye. All he needs to do is be charismatic, flirtatious, and witty... in front of a camera... and thirty girls desperate enough to overlook the fact that Shane himself couldn't be less interested in marrying any of them.

    Thank goodness for producer Ilya Rozanov, who's taken a weirdly personal interest in helping Shane out with all of this...

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    08 Sep 2026

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    Everyone hates All-Stars. If anyone asks, Shane does, too.

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    07 Sep 2026