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“Q, I don’t know you,” Picard began, and the man choked out the bitterest laugh he’d ever had the displeasure of hearing.
“Oh, I wouldn’t be so sure – I’ve been contemplating this for nineteen thousand years, and you’re the first one to ever figure it out. In a race of omniscient entities, that’s fairly damned impressive.”
On a regular mission throughout the outer reaches of the Alpha quadrant, the crew of the Enterprise come across the most astonishing being they've ever encountered - but he's really not in the mood to bedazzle them, nor has he been for countless generations. In fact, he's not particularly in the mood to exist at all.(Alternate Universe wherein everything is functionally identical, but Q never encountered Starfleet in any form. Slow burn Qcard.)
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18 Jun 2026
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Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood, and—to everyone’s surprise—Draco Malfoy are opening a magical tea shop to revive wizarding tea culture and, hopefully, to bring the community together after the war. Harry, who is unemployed and trying to find his way in post-war society, wants to help his friends with their new business—but that means spending a lot of time around Malfoy. Featuring Muggle music from summer 2001, trips to the Muggle cinema, herbology and magical herbal infusions, and Draco trying to convince Harry that, while he’s still a snarky git, he’s no longer a bigot.
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11 Sep 2025
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Harry never imagined that the Wizarding World would descend into a tyrannical state after the war. He didn’t expect to find himself a fugitive, forced to run with none other than Draco Malfoy at his side. And he certainly never expected to feel the all-consuming need to watch the world burn—if that’s what it took to keep Draco Malfoy safe.
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13 Jun 2026
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Harry and Draco are accidentally petrified in a compromising position and this has previously unforeseen consequences to both of their lives.
A story where Harry is raised by the Malfoys with a good amount of fluff.
What starts as a ruse from Harry's side: play nice with the blond git and accept the betrothal to get out of the Dursleys ends up being the best thing that has ever happened to him.
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- Part 1 of Accident on Valentine's day
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11 Jun 2026
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Harry unintentionally opens a portal to a long forgotten test hidden in Hogwarts. Stuck in an enchanted world faced with the realisation that no one will be able to find him, he logically decides to set out and complete the trials that await. Only, the place is covered in extinct Magical Beasts and all the instructions are written in incomprehensible Ancient Runes.
So, really, it’s a very good thing he managed to bring Draco Malfoy along to help.
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08 Jul 2022
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This story is fantastic. It is completely off the usual track.