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The Exoneration of Morgan Freeman (no, Not That One) by SimplexityJane
Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
20 Dec 2023
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Morgan Freeman looked at Mercedes Oak-Garcia, who was just unfairly attractive for a woman who was so clearly out of her damn gourd, and then at Carol Wilson, who was even more repressed than her college girlfriend before meeting Jodie, and settled, finally, on Samantha Harker-Stampler. Practical braids, unflappable eyes, and she'd actually been at the range last night, tiny little 9mm in her smooth brown hands while Phyllis flapped her hands at Morgan in a panic.
"So, I'm going to shoot your father-in-law in the head. Are you okay with that?"
"With your bow?"
"With my bow. Her name is Dolly III. She can take down a grizzly bear, I think we can manage an old white dude."
"I'd say get in line, but I think you'll be better at it, so please, be my guest."
She knew there was a reason she'd liked Samantha.
or, Morgan deserved better, and I am determined to give it to her.
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Once, there were two Morozova sisters.
Once, there was an accident.
Once, there was magic done, and a gift given, but who will pay the price for it?
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- Part 3 of Sister, heart, darkness
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the female of the species is more deadly than the male by SimplexityJane
Fandoms: Shadow and Bone (TV)
08 Jun 2021
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They come in pairs. The Darkling, the leader of the Second Army, Shadow Summoner and most terrifying man in Ravka, and his sister, whose eyes hide shadows just as deep, but in laughter that could almost be gentle, if you weren't looking at her eyes.
Mal knows those eyes, old and angry and terrible as they are. But the woman behind them? She knows him.
When Alina reveals who she always was to the world, and blood tells all, two childhood friends find themselves thrust into a world of intrigue, magic, and death, where one wrong move could mean the end for all of them.
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- Part 1 of Sister, heart, darkness
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"Thy lips are like a thread of scarlet, and thy speech is comely: thy temples are like a piece of a pomegranate within thy locks." Song of Songs.
Alina is radiant, and here, and his.
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- Part 2 of Sister, heart, darkness
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There is nothing keeping Caleb awake but his thoughts, this night. Or, there was nothing keeping him awake, until he heard a voice in his mind.
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Desperation and anger in the night is not a good start, but then, what is?
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A slightly different world, where Aleksander Morozova is born (two minutes) after a sister, Kira. What is the Darkling when he has never been alone? What is the impact that even one person can have? What does the Sun Summoner mean in this new world where plots have been in existence for centuries, and her now at the center? And what is Malyen Oretsev, this amplifier with dreams of gifts unpaid-for and worlds beyond the one in which he was born? Magic, politics, love; all turns on this truth: gifts are never free. But who will pay the price, and what will it be, in this world?
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The main characters of the DCTV universe re-imagined as cis women. Mostly character studies along with some plot.
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The Lion, the Ships, and the Swordthrone by Talavin
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
04 Jul 2026
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What would you do in the villain’s place?
An adult consciousness wakes in the body of three-year-old Joffrey Baratheon. He's armed with foreknowledge and a lifetime's worth of experience… and it is not enough. He is still Cersei's son, still Robert's "heir," and still sitting on a secret that could kill him and everyone he loves. And the more he builds to protect himself, the more he has to lose. This is a story about governance and grief, about the cost of necessary choices, and about what it means to love people who have the power to destroy you.
It is also, somewhat accidentally, the tale of how King Joffrey I Baratheon completely revolutionized the Westerosi shipbuilding industry, and with it altered the balance of power across the entire known world.
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- Part 1 of LS&S 'verse
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Bookmarked by SimplexityJane
04 Jul 2026
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We all know Jason dug out of his grave. We all know he was found wandering the streets, looking as though he'd been blown halfway to hell. We know he was taken directly to a hospital, where we know he asked for "Bruce" before he was placed into a coma. We know the detectives called in to investigate don't make the connection to Bruce Wayne or to the son he lost. And we also know what happens next.
But what if, by mere chance, someone did make the connection? What if someone did, in fact, recognize Jason Todd?
A (mainly) Outsider POV story about one small act of kindness and the butterfly effect that follows. AU of Batman Annual #25.
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Bookmarked by SimplexityJane
01 Jul 2026
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Damian Wayne is kidnapped and sent back years through time. Together, he and Father – who's only been Batman for a mere six months –must figure out how to return him to his own time.
Over the course of the next week, Damian discovers that Mexican gangsters do not mess around, that social workers find Bruce annoying, that Bruce might be a little messed up, and that crystal chandeliers create the fondest memories.Oh. And Alfred has hair.
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Bookmarked by SimplexityJane
19 Jun 2026
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Bookmarked by SimplexityJane
02 Mar 2026
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Shawn and Gus investigate a murder on an airplane, thirty thousand feet over Las Vegas, that threatens to spoil their Fall Hiaitus.
Bookmarked by SimplexityJane
21 Feb 2026