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• 16 ways to kill a vampire at McDonald's by Storyteller_Asteri

  Fandoms: Vampires SMP  

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  04 Feb 2026

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  • AbolishRegret (Video Blogging RPF)
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  • Gun Violence
  • I gave Abolish a gun
  • Vampires
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • I think?
  • Rated gen but there's two instances of violence
  • I had fun writing a stabbing
  • One guy dies and Abolish made sure it wasn't him

  Summary

  Abolish finally sits down to do the dreaded reports and paperwork that come after his most recent mission.

  Is this my first fic posted online? Yes. Is it a fic about Abolish becoming a McDonald's manager? Also yes.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,557

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  14

  Kudos:

  96

  Bookmarks:

  8

  Hits:

  317