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The Sorting Hat has seen a lot of nervous first years in their time. I mean some are shaking the entire time he sorts them.
But oh my god there’s this one type. Just this one type that makes him want to eat himself inside out.
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“Um.”
Robert looks like he just stumbled into a murder scene. Herm supposes it isn’t that far off. “W–I-I…Robert, my–I am.. So s-sorry. I–”
“You realize if you wanted to seduce me there were way better ways to go about it, right?” Robert says, lifting a brow, humorously uncertain.
OR Waterboy is feeling desperate after work, blessed with the house to himself. He gets a little overzealous. Who else to call but Robert?
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13 Mar 2026
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Robert Robertson had grown used to the Z-team's constant HR violations, and what they discussed during work hours. So a game of Fuck, Marry, Kill about fellow superheroes during break time isn't too out of the ordinary.
What he isn't used to is what they have to say about Mecha Man.
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- Part 1 of HR Stands for Harem of Robert
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13 Mar 2026
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After his release from the BSHCI and resuming therapy, Will’s plans are interrupted by a letter from his health insurance, informing him that his plans for top surgery are cancelled indefinitely.
When Doctor Lecter offers to perform the surgery for him, it changes everything.
After all, what's a little cannibalism between friends?
Season 2, fix-it.
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Hannibal goes very, very still. He notes where Will tossed his pocketknife without looking at it, calculating who would reach it first if they both lunged for it. Will rolls his eyes.
"Jesus, calm down." He shifts off the bed to shuck his pants, leaving Hannibal closer to the knife and himself vulnerable. "Even if I wanted to, how would I turn you in? You'd destroy all evidence before we got even close."
"You know." Hannibal murmurs.
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Will and Hannibal fuck, and during this, certain things come to light.
A disconnected scene from a fic I haven't written yet; you can read the beginning notes for context. It's a Hannigram dual-serial-killer smut fic, so uh. Expect a fair amount of what that usually entails.
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09 Mar 2026
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Hannibal is able to smell that Will is on his period, and he desperately needs a taste.
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09 Mar 2026