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    “And I’ll always be your sister.” She pulled back to smile at him. “But I’m not supposed to tell them?”

    “It’s for the best. You’ll be so happy with them, April. I’m sure you won’t even notice I’m gone. I’ll always love you, no matter how far away I am. Now, why don’t we head out to the car, hmm? Don’t want to keep Mr. Stark waiting too long.”

    “Okay. I love you, too. More than all the stars in the sky.”

    “Wow, that much?” he smiled, as he led them outside.

    He felt his heart pound in his chest as they reached the car. Mr. Stark was casually leaning against the Audi waiting for them. He was staring down at his phone but didn’t look to be doing anything. Probably trying to look busy so as not to rush them.

    “Right, well, guess this is goodbye for now, then, huh?”

    “Yeah, bye, Petey.”

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    After an unfortunate accident, Peter and his cousin (pseudo-sister) end up in foster care together. Wishing for his sister to get a good placement, she ends up being taken in by Tony and Pepper Stark and their daughter Morgan. Together they make a happy family.

    If only Peter could get as lucky.

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    06 Sep 2026

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    Peter Parker thought his parent-teacher conference would be simple. May couldn’t make it, Tony volunteered to attend, and that was supposed to be the end of it.

    Shocked was written on his face.

    “Why are you all here?”

    Apparently, one parent-teacher conference was all it took for the Avengers to collectively decide that Peter Parker needed an entire parental delegation.

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    05 Sep 2026

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    Wade Wilson is the best merc in the business, and he knows it. When he crosses the wrong kind of withered old lady—the magic kind—she curses him to regret his cockiness in the most literal way possible: By turning him into a cock. A rooster. A male hen, of the chicken variety.

    Peter Parker, grieving the loss of Aunt May and Uncle Ben, needs a change. That's what his grief counselor says, anyway. So he makes an impulsive and massive one: He buys a farm. He doesn't mean for it to turn in a rescue for broken things, he just... he can't help but love the animals that no one else wants. Thus, when he overhears a greasy, crude asshole trying to pawn off a rooster in the middle of a farmer's market, he doesn't hesitate.

    But there's something wrong with this rooster. It doesn't crow at sunrise—which is the only thing Peter expects a rooster would do—but it does holler its tail off whenever Peter bends over. And it follows him around and clucks like it's talking to him. And it's weirdly good at killing the vermin around the house.

    There's a mystery afoot. Peter's going to get to the bottom of it.

    (The Beauty and the Beast!AU you never knew you needed.)

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    02 Sep 2026

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    A complete retelling of Harry Potter, in the middle of the 1980-1990 London punk movement.

    Found family vibes, irregular updates

    Punk's not dead, just tired. Written without the use of Generative AI.

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    01 Sep 2026

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    Tony adopts a Spiderkid into the Avengers fold, and it comes with some unexpected questions and complications.

    Or: in which everybody wants to mentor a teenage vigilante, Tony learns that vigilante's are pathological liars, Matt Murdock didn't ask for any of this, Natasha could you stop being so intimidating Please, Steve and Tony are tiptoeing around each other, Clint and Sam are going to be the best uncles if it kills them, and Peter just wants to know all the ways to throw a punch Real Good.

    A mix of an Avengers Team as Family sort of fic, and a Daredevil Identity Reveal

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    30 Aug 2026