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the love you lick from knives by mossopossum
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
20 Oct 2022
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" I mean, come on. Steve likes to talk all big, but there’s no way he’d rough up Spidey too bad.” He shook out the tension from his shoulders, wondering if he was trying to console Bruce, or himself. “Like I said, he’s a puppy, and Steve Rogers doesn’t kick puppies.”
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The Avengers are sent out by SHIELD to apprehend Spider-Man and identify him at all costs. Tony learns that he and his team have very different ideas of what 'all costs' means.
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26 Apr 2026
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Peter Parker's Home for the Wayward Villain by BeanieBaby
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), X-Men (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
19 Oct 2016
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A really long redemption story.
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Bookmarked by UndeadAndUnfunny
13 Apr 2026
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Hilarious holy crap, definitely re read!!!!!
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Omertà by HanukoYoukai
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Daredevil (TV)
18 May 2020
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After chasing down the criminal that took Uncle Ben's life, Peter is found by James Wesley, the right-hand man of Wilson Fisk--a wealthy businessman trying to clean up Hell's Kitchen. Having left a strong impression on the man, soon Peter finds himself working for Fisk, doing an internship for his business projects by day, and catching bad guys at night. If Mr. Fisk wants a few specific criminals delivered to him personally, who is Peter to object? All his boss wants to do is talk, after all, and ever since this internship began, things were finally looking up for the Parkers.
Then Peter hears the whispers in the underworld about the elusive and terrifying Kingpin, and somehow there are rumors that Spider-Man is on the Crime Lord's payroll. When he decides to use his own judgement and go against Mr. Fisk's wishes, Peter suddenly finds himself neck deep in mob activity with no means to get himself out.
To make matters worse, now Iron Man has Peter in his sights.....
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My Boyfriend's a Murder Bot by Fredegund
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
05 Jul 2020
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Wade Winston Wilson is ugly. His skin's inside out. It ripples and moves every second of every day, at constant war with the cancer. Vanessa put on a brave face for him when she first saw the changes, but it turns out even she can't stomach the sight for long. He's ugly and alone and nothing will ever be good in life again -
If only that were his only problem.
But Weapon X is at it again, under crisp new management, turning orphans into super slaves and bringing out the big guns to make sure nobody interferes this go around (namely one Pool comma Dead). So now, not only is Wade alone and ugly forever, but he's got a bit of a pest problem in the form of a black-clad murder-happy man spider with a collar around his neck and an unhealthy obsession with tying Deadpool up.
So maybe it's not all bad...
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A Crossroad in the Spider's Web by caicilia
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
27 Jan 2026
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Getting thrown into Gotham really sucks.
So does getting your body incinerated by your own universe in the process.
He could list a million reasons why he's tired. A million reasons why his bones ache, why his ears ring.
He's just so tired.
(Gotham starts in chapter 3. Damian/Peter starts around chapter 9.)
(All romance is appropriate for the characters' ages)Series
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- Part 1 of Damian/Peter fics
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22 Mar 2026