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    “So,” Wymack starts. “Neil and Andrew.”

    Kevin’s face crumples into a full scale cringe and he slumps, head in hand and groans. “Oh God, why me?” He asks into his palms.

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    Wymack finds out about Kevin's relationship with Neil and Andrew in... an unconventional and uncomfortable way.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    6/16/26

    Yeah love some functional family dynamics

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    Kevin should be used to it by now, really. He should be used to Neil and Andrew getting hit on all the time.

    Honestly, he's not.

    And it really doesn't help that Neil's an oblivious idiot who doesn't even know when he's getting hit on.

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    16 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    6/16/26

    Love the jealousy

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    “Who the fuck is Kevin dating?” Nicky asks, as he arrives at the table where most of the team, bar for Neil, Kevin and Andrew, are sitting. Nicky doesn’t sit down, deciding instead to balance a bowl of cereal and a glass of orange juice wildly on a tray. By now Dan would presume that half of the contents must have spilled on it, the way Nicky moves, but the tray is still dry and clean.
    “I thought he was still dating Thea,” Matt offers and Dan pets his arm as soon as Nicky and Allison give him the ‘I can’t believe you’ stare.
    “They broke up about five months ago,” Renee says, spreading jam on her bread roll and sighing as she bites into it.

    Or, Five times the Foxes try to find out who Kevin is dating and one time they don’t have to.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    6/14/26

    Yes yes yes yesssss

  4. Public Bookmark 69

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    A person burst into the lounge. Andrew's first observations were: short, lean, clutching at a duffle bag, and hot as sin.

    With each observation came a punch in the gut because in the place of the Foxes potential new striker sub stood a person Andrew vowed to kill on sight.

    “Oh no. No no no no,” Andrew sang flatly. His heart had flat lined. The blood in his veins had frozen over. Abram didn't even have the nerve to flinch. “Kevin, what have you done.”

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    Or, Andrew follows Kevin and Wymack to Millport to recruit Neil Josten. He encounters a broken promise instead.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    6/15/26

    Not the conversation I expected, but great nonetheless

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    He'd never expected to see Abram again, the skittish stray that he was. Here and gone with the wind. A one-night stand that hadn't even involved sex but had left him feeling strangely hollow. It was just an intense attraction, Andrew had tried to cement it in his mind whenever his gaze strayed towards the employee only sign. He had even threatened the staff with cutting off their dicks if they even thought about changing the faulty lock. He was an obsessive, deranged fool who knew better. With his altered appearance Abram was probably sailing around Madagascar, for all Andrew knew.

    He was hot, and he was interesting, and he wasn't here. Andrew hated him.

    Andrew would've preferred to hate the guy from afar, but he just had to swoop in and stop Andrew from keeping his promises. It was unforgivable. Nicky was getting his face bashed in by a gaggle of insecure homophobic trash, and Andrew couldn't do anything to help him.

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    Or, Abram beats up four homophobes and Andrew has mixed feelings about it.

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    16 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    6/15/26

    This makes me want the whole books rewritten if Neil trusted Andrew from the start