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    [🥒] STOP ASKING TO SEE MY “CUCUMBER”
    For the final time, I picked this username as a joke and I thought I’d be able to change it later! I can’t make a new account because I’ve bought all the limited time chapters here and they can’t be transferred!

    [🎲] wow, that is incredibly fucked up. You don’t deserve this kind of harassment. Don’t worry cucumber bro, i’ve got your back. Send me your dickpics and i’ll keep them safe for you

     

    /an insight into Shen Yuan's forum history

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    13 Aug 2025

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    The news spread around the cultivation world quickly: Hanguang-jun would take whomever was skilled enough to take the Gusu Jade Token from around his neck as his cultivation partner and spouse.

    Ten years later, Wei Wuxian is brought back into Mo Xuanyu's body, and he is awfully confused as to why random cultivators keep trying to attack Lan Wangji.

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    20 Jul 2025

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    Xiao Chiye, young heir of the Xiao family and director of Libei Group, steps foot into a pleasure house and sets his sights on the loveliest man he has ever seen. For this man, he will buy out an empire.

    “Someone is...being targeted by Director Xiao,” said Chen Yang. He conveniently left out the word romantically.

    “Then that person is in danger, isn’t he?”

    Chen Yang idly contemplated a ceiling tile. “You could say that.”

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    29 Jun 2025

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    "Bro, you know how many words I wrote per day, and how many plants I created!” Shang Qinghua whines. "I can't remember them all, it's impossible."

    Shen Qingqiu narrows his eyes. "It was used with Wife #418.”

    "That doesn't narrow it down any further. I'm not going to be able to guess it, so stop punishing me and just tell me how the flower nerfed you."

    Shen Qingqiu grits his teeth. Obviously he wants to draw this out to punish Shang Qinghua, but it kinda looks more like he's punishing himself. There's a muscle flexing in his jaw, and if he puts any more pressure on his fan's guard, it's going to snap. Uh, actually, Shen Qingqiu kind of looks like he's in pain—

    “A false dragonhead is also called an obedient plant. It’s in the name—the flower forces you to do whatever you're told," Shen Qingqiu spits out.

    or: Shen Qingqiu runs afoul of one of Airplane's stupid wife-plot devices...just before a mission to Jinlan City.

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    18 Jun 2025

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    Along with the cold realization of how much they touch is the discovery of how much Luo Binghe thinks about him. Which is a lot. Shen Yuan could count on one hand the number of times he’d glimpsed into Luo Binghe’s thoughts and found his friend not thinking about him. And it’s not just the existence of the thoughts themselves, but also the contents of said thoughts, which range from rather sweet sentiments about taking care of Shen Yuan in some way, to— Well.

    And look, Shen Yuan isn’t the thought police. It’s not like he’s going to hold it against Luo Binghe for having certain thoughts within (what should be) the privacy of his own mind. But does he have to have so many? Doesn’t he ever get tired of thinking about Shen Yuan and all the, ahem, things he’d like to do to him?

    After making it past his thirtieth birthday without losing his virginity, Shen Yuan gains ‘cherry magic’ wherein he can read the thoughts of anyone he touches. In doing so, he discovers that his good friend Luo Binghe has been in love with him for ages. Too bad Shen Yuan is straight and doesn’t have a chance of returning his feelings.

    …Right?

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    15 Jun 2025