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using my taser, I cast shocking grasp by astragaloi
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
22 Feb 2026
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“If I have to test another rocket launcher on one of those wretched trees, my next target will be Bastion City Hall. So if you think about it, disrupting the fragile boundary between planes is actually a net good for civilization.”
“There are easier ways to apply to a school, Donnie.”
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Donnie is a good son, a good brother. He maintains the modern comforts of his family’s cottage, lets Papa’s paranoia relegate him to the fringes of society, and sticks to non-lethal measures even when Raph drinks all his milk and puts the empty carton back in the fridge. If he didn’t live in a world of magic, monsters, and gods, maybe that would pinch less like a pair of shoes, two sizes too small.Attending a prestigious adventuring academy should be his first step toward a brighter future, and it will be, once Donnie destroys all the obstacles in his path.
AKA: Donnie is going to become an artificer, and no snooty vice principal, footwear-obsessed cult, or glowing orb is going to stand in his way.
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- Part 1 of life of the party
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sahlo folina by astragaloi
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
09 Feb 2025
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Donnie can barely remember the last time the two of them had really talked.
…Never mind, yes, he can. Eugh.
His heartbeat thuds, dum-dum, dum-dum, in his ears.
Donnie says, “I invoke the Prisoner’s Dilemma Accords.”
Leo, who has graduated to actual tricks during his monologue, sends his cards to his left hand, a good two feet below his right, and claps them to a halt. As he squares the deck, his golden eyes dart up to meet Donnie’s, dagger-sharp.
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In the aftermath of Mind Meld, Donnie and Leo revive a childhood tradition and try (not) to have a vulnerable conversation.AKA: It’s time to swap secrets with your twin. Is the gun really necessary?
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life of the party by astragaloi
Fandom Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
22 Feb 2026
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Love Song In Reverse by timetoboldlygo
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
25 Mar 2022
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Wei Wuxian gasps back into life without a single memory left. His friends, his siblings, his home — all lost to the fog in his head, nothing more than a mystery slipping through his fingers. What else was there to do but carry himself around in bits and parts, trying to become whole, a letter waiting to be written? He is – he is Mo Xuanyu, isn’t he? In this body, with these people. This family. He has to be Mo Xuanyu, he didn’t know anything else, even if the name sounded wrong. That was all he had.
Well, that and Hanguang-jun.
Lan Wangji, for his part, has had his taste of love and lost it. In all his grieving and searching, he didn’t expect to find another.
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Wei Wuxian gets resurrected, loses his memories, and falls in love.
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Where Does the River Flow If Not To You? by Cinaed
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jun 2026
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Shen Yuan does not believe in the gods. An unusual way of thinking for a priest, but he didn't choose this life. His desperate family offered him to Luo Binghe's temple in the hope that the river god could save his life. But that was many years ago, and now the temple stands empty and forgotten. There's no one to stop him from leaving. And so he does.
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20 May 2026
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guide me out of darkness by Anonymous
Fandoms: 명문고 EX급 조연의 리플레이 - 기월월 | EX Rank Supporting Role's Replay in a Prestigious School - Ki Wol Wol
15 Feb 2026
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The Transcendent Universe makes everyone undergo the PMH Support Program. Jo Euishin finds himself as a new student attending the Eungwang High School entrance ceremony where Cheon Dongha recites the freshman oath as the first year representative.
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- Part 1 of guide me out of darkness
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It’s not him, Sanji reminded himself, frantically. You’re jumping at phantoms again. Flinching at shadows. It’s not him, and it’s never going to be.
Except it was. Broader and battered and down to one working eye, but it was.
Across the crowded room, Roronoa Zoro lifted a sun-faded, wide-brimmed leather hat off his head and looked up to meet Sanji’s gaze for the first time in seven years. “Hey, cook,” he said.
Sanji calmly reached beneath the bar and hefted a shot glass into his hand, tossing it straight up and catching it in his palm to test the weight. Then he wound up and flung it unceremoniously at Zoro’s traitorous skull.
“Get the fuck,” Sanji said, “out of my bar.”Bookmarked by astragaloi
29 Apr 2026
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Sanji’s father always told him to stay away from the edge of the forest that grew a mile away from the castle.
That’s where the Fae hunted for unsuspecting prey, he’d said in the beginning, when Sanji still had potential. They feasted on human flesh, and swapped children out for doppelgangers with too-large eyes and too many teeth. It was not a fate befitting of a Vinsmoke, the king said. By the time Sanji was nine, his father made it clear that being switched out with a Fae child would be an improvement.
Sanji is ten years old when he meets the changeling boy, and only two more than that when he had his own funeral. A war erupts in the name of a scapegoat. When the Fae king of the Sun Court makes a demand for royal blood as payment for peace, Sanji isn't at all surprised to be the chosen sacrifice.
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Bookmarked by astragaloi
17 Apr 2026