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“Ever heard of Heated Rivalry?”
“Um, no?”
Cartman pulls a book from the folds of his jacket and slowly slides it across the kitchen table to Kyle.
“Well,” he begins, “what if I told you this book’s our golden ticket to Nationals?”
“Then I’d tell you you’re a moron.”
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OR: The boys’ beer league hockey team needs money for travel. Heated Rivalry is how they're gonna earn it.
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11 Oct 2026
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Cartman bets he can break his previous bike-jumping record. Kyle bets he cannot. Cartman bets that if he can make said jump, Kyle will have to own-up to his end of their old fourth grade bet, and give him head. Kyle accepts this bet, since he obviously, cannot lose.
Cartman wins and now Kyle, is totally, screwed.
...Only thing Cartman never betted on, however? Finally realizing he's got actual feelings for Kyle.
Now, they're both screwed.
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25 Sep 2026