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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    Just one most post-Sinsmas Stolitz fic I had to get out of my system before season 3 hits.

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    Once inside the bathroom, Stolas locked the door behind himself and rested his back against it. His chest was still heaving, his breaths coming out of him at a rapid pace.

    Turning towards the sink to splash water on his face, he immediately caught sight of himself in the mirror. His face was dark and flushed, and the pupils of his eyes had been blown wide. He looked debauched. He looked disgusting. He suddenly felt like he was back in his old bathroom on those nights after he and Stella had attempted to conceive.

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    Favors for favors (Andrealphus's Version)

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    07 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 26

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    It was the start of his new life, and Stolas was feeling equal parts excited and nervous. 

    He’d never been out on his own before! For the very first time he was the one that was making all of his own decisions, and as it turned out, there were nearly endless decisions one could make about nearly everything. It was exhilarating, but it was also very overwhelming, and Stolas had felt very lost after abdicating himself from his title. 

    Then as if by divine intervention during a commercial break for Hell-a-Novella, Stolas saw an advertisement for a sweepstakes.

    “Hey you! Yeah, you! Wouldn’t you like to live on this totally exclusive and totally badass island with a bunch of hot and sexy singles? Well great news, now you can! Just enter our sweepstakes! All you gotta do is write about which breed of horse is your favorite and why, and include a drawing of that horse for uhh… research purposes, and then mail it here for the chance to win a free plane ticket to I.M.P. Island!"

    And, well… here he was, stepping off of the rickety seaplane into the I.M.P. Airport! 

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    Or; An Animal Crossing AU where Blitzø is Tom Nook, Stolas is stupid, and they boink a lot and confuse each other.

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    07 Sep 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    A study of Blitzo’s daddy issues/childhood trauma

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    03 Sep 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 25

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    Blitz had found himself coming back to this place bi-weekly just to see those lanky legs and used up bird puss sticking out of a wall, ready to get pummeled. Little did he know, Stolas was on the other side of it, lapping up all that delicious attention from his favorite client and doing everything in his power to keep this anonymous and professional... or, as professional as he could get within this line of work, at least.

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    03 Sep 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 30

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    " Oh, okay. Blitzø gets it now. Stolas has finally fulfilled his natural destiny as a sad, gay bitch and found a hot girlfriend to gossip with and hype up. Angie’ll use him to get into gay bars and Stolas will use her for checking whether a guy is actually a snack or if he's just a smoker with daddy issues.

    On that note… maybe Blitzø should be worried. "

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    Stolas finds a new job and a new work bestie, 'Angie'. Because Blitzø is fucking normal, he assumes this is a nice gal pal and not competition for his bird. He is not happy to find out otherwise... at first.

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    30 Aug 2026