chaoticCarnifex
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Ghost is bad at flirting. And at small talk.
That's it, that's the fic.
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Izzy used to think of himself and Edward as 'us' and the crew as 'them', but if they are no longer a team, where does that leave him?
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Dr. Seuss Never Wrote This Sh*t by pagination
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Hawkeye (Comics)
23 Jun 2025
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On Friday, Clint comes back to the tower from an op in Cairo.
He eats two tuna sandwiches. After that, he takes a shower.
Then, since he doesn’t have anything better to do, he finally decides to do something about the strange dick in his pants.
Okay, yeah. That sounds bad.
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“The smell,” Ghost clarifies through clenched teeth. “It’s not the car. It’s me.”
Soap is silent. Ghost flicks a quick look his way. It’s mostly confusion on Soap’s face, though what looks like a smile threatens to crack through, like this could possibly be one of Ghost’s stupid jokes.
“But it smells like omega,” Soap says, “and you’re—”
“Not a fucking alpha, MacTavish,” Ghost spits.
Another look Soap’s way. His eyes are wide, mouth slack in surprise.
“Oh.”
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- Part 1 of Death of Peace of Mind
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22 Aug 2026
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build your wings on the way down by ShanaStoryteller
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003), Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
28 May 2018
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Where the loss of ignorance is more valuable than the knowledge gained, and Edward figures out the source of alchemy a lot sooner than before.
"Edward has cockroaches under his skin and leeches in his veins. He's vibrating and bursting and his body is too small, too big, doesn't fit quite right. He needs Al to know - needs to tell someone, anyone, but he will cut out his own tongue before he burdens anyone else with this knowledge."
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24 May 2026
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Ghost had been sure, many times in his life, that he had the worst luck in the world. Now, he could make that the worst luck in the fucking universe. Getting captured by aliens wasn't his idea of a nice Sunday, yet here he was.
The 141 knows very little about humans. They're fearsome, dangerous creatures from an even worse planet. The few expeditions foolish enough to get close disappeared entirely. The one report salvaged from a lucky ship, a long time ago, isn't really helping.
They have to figure out what to do with the one in front of them.Or, humans are space orcs but make it COD.
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13 May 2026
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“Always on yer best behaviour,” MacTavish continued, squeezing the back of Ghost’s neck rhythmically. “Bet ye’d listen t’me well, aye? Wouldnae cause me any problems jus’ fer a bit o’ attention, like Riley does, would ye?”
“No,” Simon rushed to agree, feeling a bit breathless from the dichotomy between the harsh pressure on the back of his neck and the soft fingers on his cheek.
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22 ghost gets railed by 09 captain mactavish bc he deserves that
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- Part 1 of zeeyexes' 09 x 22 crossover
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24 Mar 2026