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  1. Public Bookmark 50

    paper cuts stings in my gowns by for domesticsanvrs

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    08 May 2026

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    “Let’s make a deal.”

    That was enough to make Kate perk up. “I’m all ears.”

    “If the target does not appear in the next thirty minutes, we go to the lower roof next to the building and do it your way.”

    “And if the target appears?” Kate asked.

    “We do as I say. You stay behind me and you stay quiet.”

    “Perfect. It’s a deal.” She extended her hand, and Yelena didn’t wait a second before taking it.

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    Five times Kate and Yelena end up hurt and, consequently, patching each other up. Plus one time they don’t get hurt at all.

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    06 Oct 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 72

    your love is a threat by

    Fandoms: Hawkeye (TV 2021), Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    16 Jan 2026

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    Yelena is head over heels for Kate Bishop. She just needs some time before she’s ready to acknowledge that and take the next step.

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    5 times Kate and Yelena almost kiss + 1 time they actually do

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    29 Sep 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 50

    big potato stuff by

    Fandoms: Hawkeye (TV 2021), Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)  

    10 Aug 2026

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    [Kate Bishop]
    Hi
    It’s me
    Kate.
    I have a potato

    Read at 23:13

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    5 times Kate goes to Yelena with "big potato stuff" and 1 time she doesn't

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    29 Sep 2026

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    pour me a drink by

    Fandoms: Supergirl (TV 2015)  

    05 Jun 2020

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    “Nah, you way over-tipped last night. This one’s on the house.”

    Lena’s shoulders slump in mock exasperation. “Kara, don’t start with me.”

    “I am absolutely starting with you.”

    What a smug little shit, Lena thinks. But God is she cute. “You really don’t want to play this game.”

    "Yeah? Maybe I do.”

    It’s said so softly, so gently, and if this was one of Siobhan’s movies, they wouldn’t be talking about the money or drinks at all, they’d be talking about something clenching around Lena’s chest, something stifling, a loneliness that paralyzes her bones.

    “Don’t blame me when you lose,” Lena says with a gentle upturn of her mouth, her voice low and crackling, leaving a fifty-dollar bill on the bartop before she turns away.

    a celebrity/bartender au

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    17 Sep 2026

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    Seven breakdowns by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    07 Jan 2020

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    A series of unconnected stories about someone in the HP universe snapping.

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    12 Sep 2026