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  1. Public Bookmark 86

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    One Saturday morning, somewhere at the playground, a ball hits the brick wall, bounces back against a boy's head, and then the boy's body hits the ground, motionless.

    At any other place, that would be just another emergency, of course. A local case of a local family and local network of relatives and friends and doctors.

    In South Park, that is a spark that lands on dry brushwood and old grass. A domino piece that falls on the row of other dominoes. You take it from there.

    A boy loses his memory, a town loses its sanity, and Kyle Broflovski cannot make his goddamn mind.

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    31 May 2026

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    At twenty-five, Kyle Broflovski thought he had his life all planned out. He was living in Denver with Stan with a nice apartment and a decent job. Suddenly, his world is turned upside down when Stan breaks up with him and he loses his job all in the span of a few months. Now Kyle is back in South Park, living with his parents, and trying to figure out where he goes from here. Enter Eric Cartman, who always got under Kyle’s skin as a kid, and who was now about to do so again, in more ways than one. (A story about reevaluating yourself and your life. Or, How Kyle Broflovski Got His Groove Back.)

     

    Written for South Park Big Bang.

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    13 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 98

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    Thorfinn barely paid attention to anyone to pick up on that fact— let alone the fact that Canute went to his school. He looked like he went to a catholic school, or a private, at least. What the Hell’s he doing at Vinland? It didn’t add up. Not with his clean image and record.

    Canute cleared his throat, eyeing Thorfinn. “Thorfinn.” he said, curt. “I’ll… I’ll be seeing you.”

    “I won’t.” Thorfinn replied with a scoff, then he walked away. Askeladd’s apologizing to Sweyn with a laugh, saying he’s also shy and didn’t know how to communicate with peers his age because he didn’t get along with them too much.

    (or, the vinland saga modern au where askeladd gets thorfinn to befriend canute just to get a promotion. unfortunately for the karlsefni-castus family, nothing goes smoothly as planned. ever).

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    30 Mar 2026

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    After a strange encounter, Kyle ends up a vampire and, through a twist of fate, he finds himself in an unusual symbiotic relationship with Cartman. It's unsustainable, though, and Kyle is forced to accept the fact that he'll need to regularly kill to survive. Cartman has a plan, however, and the two of them form an unlikely duo and, together, they hunt down and kill deviants such as pedophiles, sexual predators, and neo-Nazis.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    Kyle, now 17 and preparing to be a responsible adult, is drowning in the stress of his mundane life. Until Cartman gets an idea. Kyle POV. Smut, Graphic Depictions of Violence and dark themes.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    wtf