4 Works by emceeescher
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this bitch's infected, go call forensics by emceeescher
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
31 Mar 2026
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"Wot?"
"Ourghf."
"Peef?" Dan peels his head off of the table finally.
"That smarmy bitch is bangin' on my head again."
"Ah." Fucking bulimia.
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based off of the fuckin week i've been having. we get to just win sometimes.
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- Part 4 of Dess's phanfic charcuterie board
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no lie, i would lay down my life (for any rat in the road) by emceeescher for lovely_internet_stranger
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
29 Dec 2025
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“If you could send an email to anyone at any time or place, who would you send it to?” Dan reads off of his phone.
“Some instagram prompt, eye-dee-kay.” Phil wants to kiss him for that stupid, over-emphasised shorthand. He settles for nabbing Dan’s phone, his own forgotten in the rug fluff.
“Barack Obama in 2015. No idea what, maybe a warning.” Is Phil’s first answer. “Myself in 2012, maybe. I could do what that etymology guy’s doing right now.”
“You could do it now, too.”
Phil rolls his eyes. “Well, now it’d be copying. I could do a segment, maybe, but then that’s two segments.”
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Dan presents Phil with a hypothetical.
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- Part 3 of Dess's phanfic charcuterie board
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if i had your back i’d never lose it by emceeescher
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
13 Dec 2025
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“Have you had water?” Phil manages after a few false starts.
“No, nothing feels weird in my throat and I’m not thirsty or anything.”
“Drink the water, Dan. You don’t know if there’s something wrong.” He does, but that’s besides the point when Phil’s like this. Dan pushes himself up on Phil’s hip to get the glass he kept on the floor next to the bed, and internally delights at how good water tastes after some exercise. Phil, meanwhile, counts the hickies he’s left all over Dan’s side.
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Or; Dan and Phil renegotiate a kink.
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- Part 2 of Dess's phanfic charcuterie board
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your word and my word by emceeescher, mostlyCyanide
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
24 Nov 2025
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Dan realises that his hand found its way to his neck during his musings. It runs on signals of its own. It's been, what, eighteen years?
Phil passes Dan a bowl of ice cream that he starts to dig into. Dan idly thinks that love must be this- boozy ice cream and a comfort show after a weirdly triggering dental operation with the only person on earth he wouldn't mind seeing him like this.
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Dan gets a root canal. Like clockwork, there's something to introspect about. Like clockwork, Phil is there.
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- Part 1 of Dess's phanfic charcuterie board