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  1. Public Bookmark 92

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    One-oh-six-one was an anomaly.

    Well, perhaps that was inaccurate.

    They could very well be a perfectly average member of their own species.

    But no mecha Prowl knew of could punch a Quintesson in the face, snag their servo in its jaws, rip off their own servo to escape, kill that same Quintesson with extreme prejudice, and then scoop their missing piece from its mouth; not without expressing any form of pain at all.

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    What happens after an alien saves Prowl's life.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    “Brilliant,” said Philza. “If everybody’s here, then.” He clicked a button on a small remote and a screen behind him slid out of the wall. “This is the target for the next job. Las Nevadas.” The screen behind him showed a brilliant neon-lit street backed with blocky non-descript buildings. “Gambling site, research site, and absolute fucking political powerhouse. Estimated take for this job is twelve point five million. Each.”

    “So we’re hitting the casino?” Tubbo said, mouth full of cookie. “Fuck, too hot.”

    “The casino isn’t where the money is,” Technoblade cut in. “The casino bankrolls the research arm, which is so valuable at this point that their security is probably better than the casino.”

    “What we’re going after specifically is their latest development, a toy for the super-rich.” The display screens switched to show off a small gold figurine set with emeralds. “They market it as a ‘Totem of Undying’, and it’s the best medical assistance money can buy.”

    Or: Everybody in this heist gets superpowers and competence, including (unfortunately) our antagonists.

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    21 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    A brief look in the far distant future of one of the founder of the Plurinational State of Man, Wilbur Soot, as told through his Wikipedia Article.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Once upon a time, there was a great king, and he had twelve beautiful daughters.

     

    Oh, bollocks! He was a duke, not a king, and only three of ‘em were his daughters.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Eskel takes a contract for whatever has been killing shepherds.

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    14 Jun 2026