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How to Train your human by Konyo
Fandoms: Original Work, Furry (Fandom), Monster Fucker - Fandom
16 May 2026
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HOW TO TRAIN YOUR HUMAN
Rated X for Xenobiology and Extremely Poor Life ChoicesNibbi’s first hunt should have made her respectable. A ridge-boar, maybe a marsh hawk. Instead she drags home something no sane kobold keeps.
A human.
Tall, stubborn, and completely untrainable, he earns her fourteen days to prove control before the elder releases him. Nibbi has a pen, a reward system, and absolute confidence.
Humans, unfortunately, refuse to act like animals.
They escape without escaping, fix roofs instead of causing trouble, learn commands they weren’t taught, and blur the line between obedience and affection in ways the training manual never covered.With storms rolling in and the entire village watching, Nibbi discovers the most dangerous lesson a huntress can learn:
It isn’t how to train your human.
It’s what happens when your human trains you back.Bookmarked by gallimaufry_toads
05 Aug 2026
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Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn’t going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch.
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20 Jul 2026
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Eren Jaeger had spent the last two weeks tending and nursing a huge fucking crush, and Levi had been the one stupid enough to plant the seed in whatever hormonal abscess passed for a teenaged heart.
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14 Jul 2026
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how river learned to stop worrying and love the moon by oriflamme
Fandoms: Books of the Raksura - Martha Wells
01 Oct 2019
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Chime is, apparently, useless. No one else seems to notice or care that their first consort wears almost the exact same jewelry to every formal event.
Really. It's been years.
So River takes matters into his own hands.
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18 Jun 2026
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ART said, more cautiously than I was used to from it, This is more akin to physical touch than what you usually find tolerable.
I knew that, but I didn’t like thinking about it. It was fine.
ART took me at my word for it, and having it squish me became part of the things we did when I was anxious or plagued by stress toxins in my system. Sometimes I asked it to do it even when I was feeling okay. It was a nice feeling. At the time I thought of it as comfortable and relaxing. Without someone physically present touching me, it registered more like the pressure of being underwater, and that just didn’t repulse me like touching skin did.
It’s true that it was relaxing, but the reason I liked it so much was secretly that it felt good. I hadn’t even admitted it to myself at the time, but I kept asking ART to squeeze me, and eventually things escalated.
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27 Apr 2026