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BloodHoney by goblinree_mp3
Fandoms: BLOODMONEY! (SHROOMYCHRIST Video Game), Human Expenditure Program (SHROOMYCHRIST Video Game)
17 Sep 2025
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Your new life with your beautiful girlfriend and her adorable son is perfect. You adore having a family to come home to after a hard shift at the clinic, to be a part of such a special kid's life, and to have such a beautiful intelligent woman to warm your bed. Or- you warm her bed, since her husband is out of the picture.
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(I have no experience with engineering or being a mechanic, but I still wrote up this wip drabble).
The last maintenance worker of the Pizzaplex has certainly given your animatronic co-workers an impression that haunts. You're not sure what he did exactly, but judging by the state of everything, you quickly get to work making your garage a second home, despite only just being hired out of training. (The job pays too much not to!)
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If the tags didn’t scare you away, hi. I wrote this instead of doing university work. Brain worms told me to. Scout isn’t my favorite TF2 character but he’s the closest to my age so yeah.
Here’s the deal. Helicopter pilot. You do cargo runs mostly for your cute boss. Well one run you do to BLU fortress and whoopsie, no fuel at base. Overnight, you meet someone special. Well, in reality he’s the one meeting you. And he’s kinda infatuated after that. No idea why. You find him cute. It's a casual thing. Well until it's not.
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Due to some concerning performance patterns, the Administration department of Team Fortress Industries has decided to hire a new member for Builders League United. The reveal is sudden, and even more baffling to the BLU mercenaries when they meet him. This kid? He's got barely any experience. He's quiet and obedient, sure, but he's small, jumpy, and weak. Miss Pauling seems suspiciously confident about someone like him, like she knows something they don't.
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Unfinished Fanfiction Starters: Nonbinary Reader Insert Edition by goblinree_mp3
Fandoms: Inside Job (Cartoon 2021)
29 May 2025
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I will be the first to admit: writing is HARD. You read the title. These are all the self-insert stories I started and gave up on; the little worlds I've built in my brain to cope with the reality that I am not androgynous enough for anyone to respect my pronouns. Through all my cringe and shame, I post them anyway (always somewhat-proudly written by a very dumb human) for the sole purpose to represent my minority in the fandom space in the hopes that someone else will at least enjoy pointing their finger laughing at these.
Feel free to use them, by the way. Take 'em, copy and paste, continue them, change the elements you don't like, possibly finish them. No credit needed. Tag me (optional), I'll read them! Even if you think they're bad. Yeah, this isn't Wattpad and I don't compare to a fraction of the authors on this site.
But in the words of Wreck It Ralph: "I am cringe. And that is based. I'll never be based, and that's not cringe."
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Rememeber that thing Tenna said during his battle? "that whine is your CRT asking for a walk"? A Pippin and a ShadowGuy take it a little tooo seriously.
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- Part 1 of Mr. Ant Tenna after dark
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03 Dec 2025
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*THIS IS A 9 PAGE COMIC*
Spamton finally convinces Tenna to fuck him for the first timeBookmarked by goblinree_mp3
23 Oct 2025
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Night Out With My Friend [rewriting] by BlueSpaceStars
Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types
12 Aug 2024
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You and you're bestie, Tom, have been hearing about this haunted house for a while now and decide to check it out in hopes of seeing cool graffiti. Unfortunately you're way too tired and have to go home quickly lol-
Note- I wrote this spontaneously at 3am at some point and I never made a chapter 2. Not quite happy with it is right now so im rewriting it starting from chapter one. Mostly just adjusting pieces of it so it won't be all too different. Once I've got chapter one rewritten I promise I'll work on chapter two-
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16 Oct 2025
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Short TF2 character love letters they wrote to the reader.
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08 Oct 2025
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Mordecai finally faces the music and things need to get worse before they get any better.
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- Part 5 of Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
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27 Aug 2025