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If Detective Inspector Gregory Lestrade ends his days listening to music and drinking, just like Mycroft does, Mycroft has no problem with that. The problem is that Lestrade, just like Mycroft, is supposed to end his days listening to music and drinking alone.
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19 May 2026
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Prince Sherlock must marry, and his brother is determined to find him the perfect partner before the three nights of the Winter Ball have passed. In Gregory Lestrade, Mycroft thinks he has found Sherlock that perfect partner: a man who is kind, brave, intelligent, and even attractive.
Very attractive. Very, very attractive.
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18 May 2026
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Open or Closed? by dragonQuill907
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
18 Apr 2016
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In which they're all in uni, Irene's having a party, and they decide to play truth or dare
“Have you fancied anyone, and, if so, how many people?”
“Yes,” Sherlock replied. “Two.”
“Must’ve been smart girls, then, to get you interested,” John said bitterly.
“I- Um, I don’t-”
Irene laughed. “Oh, please. Sherlock’s afraid of vaginas.”
“Well, that’s a stunning way to come out if I’ve ever heard one,” Sherlock muttered. “And there you have it, gentlemen. You are in the presence of a raging homosexual.”
“Two!” Irene put in. “Count me as a raging homosexual too.”
Sherlock chuckled. “Yes, two raging homosexuals.”
“Oh, are we using adjectives now?” Greg asked excitedly. “I’d say I’m a zesty bisexual. Or maybe… maybe amiable. Either way.”- Language:
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18 May 2026
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Greg is an early-morning runner. Mycroft is an early riser who happens to live on Greg's running route. Hilarity ensues.
Written for MystradeDoodles' prompt: "Greg is a runner. Rom-com."
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18 May 2026
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John has spent decades looking for his soulmate. He doesn’t know anything about them, except that they clearly need to be punched in the face for not wanting to follow the accepted social convention of introducing themselves properly by name. Stupid mysterious first words. His Determinist soulmate must be a bloody moron.
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18 May 2026