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“It’s called This or That, Granger. I’m sure you’ll pick it up quick.”
She glowered at him. “It’s called Would You Rather and it’s a Muggle game, you prat.”
He made a one-arm gesture of acceptance. “Fine, Granger. Would you rather…” He assessed her then smirked. “Have someone use their hands to give you a back massage or an orgasm?”
She got the sense he expected her to blush at the word. She stared at him, frustration mounting that he was being so juvenile and making their project take longer than it needed to.
“Can’t decide?” He quipped when she was still staring at him.
“Back massage,” she snapped. “I can’t do that myself.”
He chuckled. “Can’t do either of them yourself, but perhaps you’re too pure to know that. Pity not in the way that matters.”
Now she looked up. “What?”
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Or where Malfoy thinks women don’t masturbate and Hermione cannot abide ignorance.
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26 Apr 2026
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February 14th is just another day at the office for Hermione Granger.
Shame no one else got the memo.
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25 Apr 2026
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Les pèlerins: pilgrims; travelers on a journey to a holy place.
Hermione Granger refused to believe in fate.
She’d had enough of destiny and prophecies to last a lifetime.
But try as she may, she felt, sometimes, that an invisible golden thread stretched out and away from her.
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24 Apr 2026
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“Hi,” he said, raising a hand in greeting. “My name is Scorpius. I’m your son.”
He had to give his dad credit: his ability to not visibly react to shocking news was exemplary.
Draco blinked, eyes narrowing slightly and then flitting over Scorpius features. Scorpius had taken after the Malfoy line more than the Granger, his hair and eyes and stature a dead match for his dad’s (though he’d been lucky to scrape a few extra melanin genes from his mum). He smiled politely, awaiting his verdict.
“But you’re…” Draco tilted his head. “My age.”
“Ah, right.” Scorpius took a few steps closer, reeling up the Time Turner so it swung innocently in the air between them. “Turns out these are trickier to calibrate than I thought.”
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Or, seventeen-year-old Scorpius Granger-Malfoy steals a Time Turner and accidentally goes back twenty years.
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24 Apr 2026
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I'm Never Lonely When I'm With You by PacificRimbaud
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Dec 2021
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"I won’t take the room." She shakes her head emphatically. "Living with you is totally out of the question."
"Obviously."
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24 Apr 2026

