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“Zoro-,” Sanji prompts, sliding a full plate of eggs and two ham steaks onto the island counter. There’s a drizzle of demi glace across the fluffy scramble, while the golden sear on the steaks is still sizzling.
The swordsman tilts his head back from the table, a sleepy grin on his features as he thumbs towards Nami’s plate, “You won’t deliver it?”
“Get it yourself, Moss,” Sanji retorts, wiping the excess crumbs from his skillet in preparation for the next meal.
Zoro pins him with a petulant scowl, “but I thought you loved me?”
Sanji nearly flips the whole skillet, his thumb barely keeping the handle from upending as he jolts. “I- what?”
“Last night,” Zoro grins, pillowing his fist in his cheek, “when you were drunk off your ass. You said you loved me.”
Nami cuts a delighted gasp off with her own palm. There’s an aborted cough from Jinbei.
Good fucking God.°❅⋆.ೃ❆࿔*:･
ZoSan Club - Secret Santa 2024 - For Qnon
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18 May 2026
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Sanji was buzzing with excitement, more than anything he was finally going to perfect his soufflé recipe and stick it to that old geezer for ever doubting him. Not that Zeff ever said he couldn’t do it, but he offered to help and that was somehow worse. His pride actively preventing him from accepting some much needed advice. Plus baking classes are fun, you get to learn with others and also feel good about your mistakes because no one is judging. There is no grade, no timer, just pure community and good vibes while Sanji gets to be in his natural element kicking soufflé’s ass. Zoro was the perfect addition to this equation, he loves math and measurements, baking would come easy to him.
Upon approaching the venue, Sanji began to pale. Surely this couldn’t be the class that Zoro had registered them for? On a big banner it wrote, “Early Valentine’s Lovers Soufflé Workshop! All Lovers Welcome!”. He saw Zoro freeze as they both realized what they had signed up for, the heat rising to both of their faces. “No fucking way” Sanji started, “can you not read! How did this happen?”
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16 May 2026
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“Zoro,” Chopper said slowly. “What’s the last thing you remember?”
Zoro screwed his face up, as if he was thinking. Sanji resisted the urge to make a crack about how much work that was for him.
“I remember going over Reverse Mountain,” he said finally. “I think we were…yeah we had just arrived on Little Garden. And you owe me Cook ‘cause I caught the biggest dinosaur you have ever seen. So I won!” he finished triumphantly.
Sanji stared at him.
*Zoro bangs his head in a minor scuffle and forgets everything that happened in the last three years, including the small detail that he and Sanji are now in love. Sanji does not cope very well.
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If anyone asks, Zoro’s going to put the blame for this latest fiasco squarely on Luffy’s shoulders.
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02 May 2026
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With the benefit of hindsight, Sanji supposes he should have seen this coming.
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30 Apr 2026