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The Real Deal by cellostiel
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Aug 2022
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The fact that Dabi is one of those thousands of pathetic fuckers shelling out hundreds of dollars to fuck a cheap imitation of the Number 2 hero's pussy is irrelevant. He only bought it for shits and giggles, but well, he may as well get his money's worth, right?
And if Dabi starts fucking it every night, that also means nothing. Just look at him; it's not like people are lining up to fuck him, so of course he's pent up and frustrated. He's just using the toy for some relief, that's all.
He strokes himself with it, then evolves to fucking up into it, closing his eyes and fantasizing that the real Hawks is above him. It's not enough without the weight above him though, so he switches to nestling the toy in a pile of pillows punched into the vague shape of a person, and fucks that.
It's still not enough though. No matter how he positions it or sets it up to fuck it, no matter what stimulating lubes he slathers on his cock — he comes harder than he ever has in his life, but is always left wanting more.
He knows what he needs, and he hates it.
He needs the real thing.
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Even worse than that; somehow, the ten-second long clip got edited into a ten-minute long compilation video of various content creators suffering from the same game's many jump scares.
And even worse than that; the compilation was sent as a watch recommendation in Uzumaki Naruto's chat.
Sasuke has been obsessed with a certain streamer for months, though he would never admit that to anyone beyond his friend group. So what? It's not his fault that the guy's a fucking dream. And he'd been comfortable in the discomfort of the situation, glad to just carry that secret with him until this fixation either died or moved onto someone else.
That was, of course, until said guy discovered his existence.
From then on, Sasuke was just fucked.
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Atsumu texts the wrong person, but being the shameless slut he is, he takes the chance anyway. Osamu’s horny, drunk, and hasn’t been laid in forever takes the bait. He’s just a weak man after all and Atsumu’s a menace.
Basically just another Miya family bonding moment gone feral.
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trust me (to be yours) by kiritime
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
29 Mar 2021
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"I hate every single person you've ever met. From now on the only person you've ever known is me. Only I exist. Got it?"
Kirishima smiles, swallowing before he murmurs, "That's a really tall order," and the king throws his arms out in glee.
"You're learning idioms! You got that from me, right? Do you see how I'm the only person ever?!"
"I didn't learn that from you."
The king looks so horrifically, disbelievingly offended that Kirishima wants to laugh so bad but he's shy, and he'll probably sound very horrible, so all that comes out is a low pleased rumble in his throat. And the king's jaw drops before he throws his arms into the air and falls dramatically back onto the ground.
"I found the coolest damn dragon who smiles like the moon and wants to learn from someone like me and apparently also PURRS. I'm fucking done."
Kirishima flushes a little, consumed by so much warmth that it almost hurts or maybe he's confusing pain with something else, and he reaches out to pat the king's arm except the king gnashes at him when he comes close. "Do not touch me, heathen."
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God this is sojj perfect i can’t breathe
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"Atsumu said yes to coming along because he was almost embarrassingly free during the off season and because he liked the idea of watching Sakusa fight for his life on a fun winter holiday. He also said yes to sharing a room because he isn't too fussy about that kind of thing, being a twin to the actual most intolerable person in the universe and all.
But what he didn't say yes to was sleeping on a queen sized bed with a half-naked Kageyama Tobio, his fated rival and fellow volleyball heartthrob, during the coldest winter Japan has recorded in a decade."
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Atsumu and Kageyama have to pretend to be in love for a higher purpose (gaslighting Sakusa Kiyoomi into getting with Ushijima Wakatoshi). There is only one bed.