normalzebra
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But Where Are The Splash Fights? by normalzebra for WickedWonder
Fandoms: Questionable Content
24 Dec 2009
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You really, really can't believe everything you see on the Internet.
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The Blue Door and The Green Wood by normalzebra for juliet
Fandoms: Pamela Brown - Swish of the Curtain
21 Dec 2009
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"it's not luck that got us here – we've all worked jolly hard for this, you know." The last amateur performance of the Blue Doors in Fenchester.
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Lightning can strike twice.
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Who's snowing who?
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Even for an astrophysicist, stars aren't meant to be this close. (Written for the SGA_flashfic Darkness challenge, under amnesty.)
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R2-D2 Saves the Galaxy (Okay, so Obi-Wan helps a little) by kj_feybarn
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
15 Feb 2023
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R2-D2 was hoping for a little bit of excitement when he was sent with Mistress Padme and Little Ani as part of Mistress Padme's protection. That was not what he got.
Now, Jedi Kenobi is clearly in trouble. As far as R2 can see, the best way to keep Mistress Padme safe is to save Jedi Kenobi.
Clearly, R2-D2 is the droid for the job.
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Everything is Deja Vu when Time Travel is involved by Panamic
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
10 Apr 2021
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Anakin has a second chance at life.
He could use it to repair his relationships. He could use it to fix the galaxy. He could use it to balance the Force properly this time. He could use it to defeat the Sith.
Or... he could use it to screw with peoples' heads.
Fuck the Jedi. Fuck the Sith. Fuck the Mandal-actually, no. He likes the Mandalorians. They can stay. But fuck everyone else.Anakin shrugs. “I don’t want to be a protagonist.”
“What?”
“I don’t want to be a protagonist. Or an antagonist. I’ve been both of those, and neither were particularly fun. Too much drama. So this time, I’m just going to be a cryptid.”Series
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The Making of Mavericks by AppoApples
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton
11 Jun 2021
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Master Obi-Wan Kenobi couldn't let her just walk out into the galaxy without a lifeline. With Commander Cody and Captain Rex at his side, Obi-Wan tries to give Ahsoka some well meant advice. But the Force was listening and decided these four souls needed to blaze a better path. With all that has happened to them, waking up twenty-five years in the past shouldn't be a big deal, right?
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a self-indulgent response to the many, wonderful time-travel Star Wars stories that send a more experienced and more knowledgeable Obi-Wan Kenobi back in time to change the many tragedies to come
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03 Jul 2026
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The one where Obi-Wan, returned in time, teaches Sheev a harsh lesson.
(the one with the Rot Banquet)
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Let us consider the fact that the Jedi Order is a monastic religious organization based out of a temple, with five basic tenets of faith.
Ch 1: Death, yet the Force (meeting Anakin)
Ch 2: Chaos, yet Harmony (teaching Anakin)
Ch 3: Passion, yet Serenity (teaching a teenaged Anakin, good grief)
Ch 4: Ignorance, yet Knowledge (Anakin is a Knight now, why is he still Obi-Wan’s problem?)
Ch 5: Heresy, yet Orthodoxy (actual plot? Ie, Clones and Sith)
Ch 6: Emotion, yet Peace (epilog)Ch 7: extras / deleted scenes
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03 Jul 2026
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In which Obi-Wan puts a lot of effort into figuring out how to raise Anakin.
Features a lot of interesting philosophy and an Obi-Wan who is so dispassionate he registers as cold a lot of the time. A very different take on him but internally consistent and a fascinating characterisation.