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Lando attaches the blushy, pouty photo and sends it, then locks his phone and drops it onto the carpet beside him, staring up at the ceiling.
There’s a pause, stretching suspiciously long.
A faint click echoes through the call. Mute. Then unmute again.
“Sorry,” OP says when he comes back, his voice rougher now. “Thought someone was at the door.”
Or: Lando loses an F1 championship and signs up for a charity Minecraft speedrunning tournament to cope with his existential crisis. Turns out his coach, faceless speedrunning champion OP81, might be a bit of a fanboy.
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- Part 1 of zero cycle
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28 Jun 2026
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THIS WAS MADE FOR ME. MYYYYY INTERESTS TOGETHER
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When Carlos was younger, he dreamt of owning a big house, settling down in the countryside with his kids, and earning six figures by the time he was thirty.
Carlos is thirty. Carlos has none of those things. Instead, he has a rivalry with some guy named Oscar Piastri on eBird.
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- Part 1 of tumblr prompts
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But he hasn’t gotten laid in a while, and the frustration is beginning to get to him. He just needs a girl who’s good looking enough to get him hard and who will sign the stupid NDA so he can finally clear the mental fog that comes with any dry spell, no matter how short. Maybe he should just fuck this girl. She’s pretty, he supposes.
What he really wants, and what gets pushed to the forefront of his mind the longer he goes without hooking up with someone, an evil reminder of what he’s missing, is Oscar.
or: a landoscar happy ending to Lando's Monaco GP 2026 bender
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14 Jun 2026
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Will is Mack's unofficial social media manager. Mack doesn’t know that he’s successfully managed to sneakily include a WillMack picture into each of their monthly photo dumps since their rookie season.
That is, until an innocent interview question makes him find out.
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- Part 6 of rpf hockey
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23 Apr 2026
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As soon as his agent picks up, Macklin spills the tea while it’s still piping hot.
“Is there anything in my contract about… physical relationships with staff or, like, people in the organisation?” Macklin blurts out.
There is a very pregnant pause. “People in the organisation?” His agent repeats slowly. “What did you do, Mack?”
“Nothing,” Mack says, too quickly to sound convincing. “Just… hypothetically.”
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Or, Macklin spends the hottest night of his life with a pretty boy whose blond curls are nothing short of gorgeous. The next morning, he finds out that he just slept with the son of the man who owns the San Jose Sharks. He does not handle it well.
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- Part 1 of rpf hockey
Bookmarked by ofsaltandhalefire
22 Apr 2026