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    "Everyone tells themselves little stories about who they are," she told him. "Stories about why they do what they do, why they want what they want. And that's fine—telling a story isn't the same as telling a lie, you know?"

    "Sure," Dick agreed.

    "It only gets fucked up when you start thinking your story is the only story worth believing," Jay said. "That you've got some kind of monopoly on truth, that you're the only person who gets to tell other people what's really real. So… you let me have my little stories, and I'll let you have yours. If you need to believe in Batman, if you need Bruce to be a good father, if you need to roll around in your shame about not being honest with Daddy about all the awesome sex you're having with the most problematic of Daddy's problem children—I mean, sure, whatever gets you off, right?"

    Or, the long and winding aftermath of Jay's involuntary magical sex change.

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    20 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 64

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    She gave Dick the look he often received from women who were smarter and prettier than him—the one that said she was unconcerned by his existence, despite the fact that she wasn't exactly sure what was wrong with him.

    "Okay, great," Dick's dream girl said. She waved her hand toward his apartment, which Dick was still stupidly blocking with his stupid body. "Are you gonna let me come in?"

    "I'll let you cum wherever you want," said Dick's stupid mouth.

    Or: a pair of lovable idiots problematically drag each other into their problematic kinks.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    “Just so we’re clear,” Jason says, gripping the end of the chain that attaches to the metal collar around Dick’s neck, “am I Bruce in this scenario?”

    Slade, sitting carefully sprawled on the ornate chair they’re counting as a throne, raises his eyebrow.

    “You don’t have to be,” Dick offers, as though sensing Jason’s disdain for the idea.

    “He’s offering you as my spoils,” Slade says impatiently. “If he’s not your father, who the fuck else is he supposed to be?”

    Or: Slade, Jason and Dick attempt a roleplay.

     

    SladeRobin Week: Day 4
    “You… saved me?” “I’m not through with you.” | Enemy to Caretaker | Spoils of War

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    19 Jul 2026

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    The animatronic tuts at you. “No, silly, not for us. For you.”

    You raise an eyebrow.

    Sun places one hand on his chest. “The Sun and the Moon, and…” He points to the shirt’s design, and then to you. “-and the Earth!”

    It takes you a moment to process, but when it dawns on you, you fight back a snort unless you want to make an ungodly noise in the middle of the quiet thrift store. “Oh god. That’s corny. Like, REALLY corny. That should be a crime.”

    Sun just hums and nods as you revel in his ‘genius’, arms reaching out to take the bundle of clothing you’ve been holding and carrying it for you. “There’s nothing wrong with the clichés. You’re just jealous because we’re as clever as ever.”
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    A comfort fic showing domestic life with the Daycare Attendants. Set somewhere in the future timeline for Solar Lunacy, but can be read stand-alone.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    Jason Todd would like it to be known that he isn't fucking stupid. He knows he's about to hit rut, but he's got plenty of time to get to Tim's, review the stupid fucking case, and get home again. So long as he keeps the countermeasures on, everything is gonna be just fine.

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    07 Jul 2026