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Naruto has only one goal in life, and that is to become Hokage.
He knows it's not supposed to be simple but dealing angry demons, secret agencies, fake history, slave seals, an insane best friend, a perverted snake, depressed sages, undercover spies, crazy conspiracies, the suicide squad, incompetent leaders, and a partridge in a pear tree, is not something he is qualified for at 13.
Forget making it to becoming Hokage, he just wants to make it to 16. Man, if only he could talk his way out of his problems.
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13 May 2026
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Dick wakes up in a cage, along with his siblings and Bruce. Underground and with no way out, they wait for backup. As hunger and thirst grows, their captor Ra's Al Ghul offers succor in exchange for a kiss from his beloved Detective. Dick's disgust turns to horror when he realizes the man isn't after Bruce, but another member of his family.
When every single member of their family is willing to jump on a grenade for every other member, their confinement is a powder keg waiting to go off as secrets are revealed.
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08 May 2026
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Stop Asking About the Budgets Unless You Want a Four Hour Finance Lecture by SleepySsnail for Vodkassassin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Apr 2026
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The quarterly peak lord meeting had a tendency to go one of two ways. Either things were done efficiently and quickly with minimal pain and suffering, or things went to hell in a hen basket before lunchtime. One answer from Shang Qinghua could send the meeting down either route.
Or: Shang Qinghua is done being pestered about things he can't and won't control, and tells it how it is. This may or may not intrigue some peak lords more than others.
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06 May 2026
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Meet Cute (these dorks) by Mayvn
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Apr 2021
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The instant he turned to dash into the fight, Liu Qingge froze as he saw Not Shen Qingqiu standing coolly over one unconscious thug, guqin in both hands and still in a pose that clearly showed he had, in fact, just bludgeoned someone with the end of his guqin. Not Shen Qingqiu smirked and tilted his head back cockily.
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LQG finds SY running away from a sticky situation and brings him back to Cang Qiong in hopes that he can keep the man from getting himself mugged. SY is just relieved he doesn’t have to pretend to be a girl anymore.- Language:
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04 May 2026
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When the paparazzi begins to invade his children's private lives, Bruce knows he needs to do something drastic to keep the attention on himself. Tim comes up with a plan to intentionally pair Bruce up in a sugar baby relationship with someone who hits all the targets for adoption bait. Bruce gets roasted by the media for fucking someone who could be his son, Danny gets enough money to pay for college for himself and his sister without relying on Vlad. What could go wrong?
features skippable smut and actual plot/story.
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- Part 1 of DP/DC Crossovers
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04 May 2026