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Valentine’s day is approaching hell and Alastor is dreading it to say the least. While normally he is not one to participate in ridiculous frivolities, this year is different. Despite all the odds, he does have an… interest for a certain king as annoying as it could be. He questions himself if he should do something about it along with hearing some advice and ideas from sinners all around him, whether he wanted to hear them or not.
TL;DR Alastor overthinks Valentine’s day and he proves that he’s the fakest idgaf’er around.
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08 Mar 2026
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Fat Nuggets helps Husk perform some magic tricks for their favourite spider guy.
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05 Mar 2026
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Six Dates, Six Different Ways by AGentor
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
18 Feb 2026
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Lucifer accidentally slips up and tells the other sins that he is back on the market, not only that but he is engaged once more! The sins are baffled and demand to meet their new in-law to which Lucifer reluctantly caves into doing.
So with a pep talk from Charlie and reassurance from his fiancée Alastor, the two set off on a journey throughout hell to meet the other sins. With Alastor being Alastor, can anything go wrong?
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18 Feb 2026
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February was the worst month of the calendar year.
The usual red skies of Pentagram City had been painted pink from all the commotion, mocking Alastor everywhere he looked. Balloon arches in the shape of hearts were trussed up far and wide. Teddybears and chocolate confection (with and without edibles, and worse) crowded the vendors in the entertainment district.
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Alastor hates February 14th with a fiery passion. With a little patience, hopefully Lucifer can ease those shoulders down and show him it doesn't have to be the worst day of the year.Bookmarked by prettynonexistent
15 Feb 2026
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“And what price did you have in mind for…‘indulging in my curiosity’, exactly?”
“Oh, no price at all! I did have a game in mind, however. Nothing nefarious and it gets us something we both want. You? Answers. Me? Entertainment!”
“Alright. What are the terms of the game?”
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08 Feb 2026