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Valentino has had enough of Vox; putting his own ego above his team, elevating himself, planning to leave him and Velvette, and NOW not caring if he blew them all up, JUST to kill Alastor? Enraged, Valentino rips Vox’s head off his shoulders, and drops his stupid flat face on the ground. It’s over.
After Vox’s Doomsday device is destroyed, Valentino and Velvette leave Vox’s head on the ground, dragging his severed body away; they don’t want him putting himself back together just yet. Now Alastor gets to keep a mostly immobile Vox head prisoner. How entertaining. -
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Alastor has noticed the way the King of Hell has been off lately.
Not that he particularly cares. He's more curious about his stupid obsession with the plastic menaces called rubber duckies.They both surprisingly learn something about the other.
(I'm bad at summaries lol)
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Post-Finale. The Hotel finds Alastor right on the front lawn, unconscious and bleeding, still injured from Adam's blade. While he recovers, all of Hell scrambles to find out who his mysterious rescuer is.
Meanwhile, Vox tries not to freak out that he might have accidentally made a soul bond to save that deer asshole's life. All he had wanted to do was to scope out the ruins of Alastor's radio tower. Fuck him for being curious, he supposed.
(not on hiatus anymore! woohoo)
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— not completed yet —
Alastor wakes up as a human.
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About a month after Vox's failed takeover of Heaven, Baxter drags in his dismembered body through the hotel lounge. The sight leaves Alastor to wonder what has become of Vox, so he gets an idea and decides to pay him a visit. The two strike a deal, and now Vox has his body back, but he is stuck at the hotel, and Alastor gets to bask in his humiliation. Vox slowly realises something is going on behind the front. Alastor puts on, and what was once an unrequited love on Vox's end might not be so unrequited anymore.
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Vox regrets making a deal with Alastor at first, and somehow, things start looking up for the two of them.
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"In every universe, in every timeline, I'll find you. I'll find and make your life a living hell. No matter what it takes. And I'll do it my way."
Following the finale, the hotel and the Vees decide to forbid the now-free Alastor and the now-subdued Vox from seeing each other after the stunt they’ve pulled, afraid they’d cause more trouble for hell.
But obsessive hatred runs quite deep. And if the two can’t find a way to ruin each other’s lives in hell, they’d risk everything to find another way in another place.
You see, unbeknownst to their peers, somewhere out there exists a universe in which Alastor and Vox are as close in every sense as possible. Geographically, temporally, emotionally. An alternative version of Al and Vincent on Earth in the modern times. One day, they begin to get spontaneously possessed by their demon counterparts, whose plan consists of tormenting each other, even in their bodies.
Unfortunately for our Alastor and Vox, their possessions won’t always be timely consistent, leading to a few teeny-tiny bitty minor little small… mishaps.
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After killing her abusive mother in a fit of rage, Ruby finds herself in Hell. She is taken in by Rosie, the matriarch of Cannibal Town, and sent off to the Hazbin Hotel under the watch of Alastor, a powerful overlord known for his radio show that broadcasts the screams of those he torments.
Ruby is slow to grow accustomed to her afterlife, still carrying the baggage of her life on Earth, struggling to come to terms with her more violent nature that she explores under Alastor's guidance. Unbeknown to her, Rosie chose her for a reason, pushing Alastor towards Ruby at every chance she gets.
Ruby finds herself growing fond of Alastor and wanting to stay in Hell though it means never seeing any of the people she cares about from her life on Earth again. Though it's hard to admit, he enjoys her presence at the hotel, finding himself looking forward to the time he spends pushing her toward the violence in her spirit that she fights so hard against. But how can one so used to being alone accept the change Rosie suggests?
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Alastor and Vincent withdraw into a pristine house outside Queens, convinced that shared space and shared crimes will keep them in control. Instead, the house becomes a catalyst. As bodies quietly pile up in the backyard, their partnership warps into something volatile—Vincent’s fixation deepening, Alastor’s restraint eroding. Each pushes the other closer to the edge, feeding paranoia, desire, and resentment in equal measure. With the walls closing in and their sanity fraying, the greatest threat is no longer discovery—but what they are becoming to each other.
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Striking a deal that shall secure Alastor's power in hell again, since he realize that without the chain from Rosie and, even with a fixed staff, his strength has depleted. Significantly.
Lucifer, the king of hell, vulnerable against sinners but still the most powerful being, it can't be bad to striking a deal with the fallen angel. A few push and manipulation can work things out in his favor.
But, amidst of this arrangement he can't understand this feeling that is growing in him. It's both irritating and driving.
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Hell is in search of a new ruler. After the sin of Pride had his public image ruined by the overlord of media in their latest confrontation, one burning question remains: who will be the new king — or queen — of the entire Abyss?
While the world seems to be crumbling outside, Alastor, the Radio Demon, is the most likely name to take up the mantle of Lord of Darkness. However, he never expected to be handed the title he always coveted on a silver platter. Infuriated by Lucifer Morningstar's inability to take control of the situation, Alastor decides to force him to recover from his depression, so that he may earn the throne rightfully.
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Elizabeth lives in a rickety old house on the edge of the bayou. She's trying her best to survive when a terrifying man named Alastor appears on her doorstep. He promises her the world: help fulfilling her dreams, physical protection, food, everything she could ever want all in exchange for one itsy bitsy favor... What could possibly go wrong? (Everything. The answer is everything.)
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"I suppose...if this radio business hadn't took off, being a butcher might have paid the bills fine..."
Ignorance is bliss. But there's very little room for ignorance, when it's happening right in front of you...
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Unadulterated loathing by Godlizza
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
15 Dec 2025
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A magical mishap leaves Lucifer and Alastor handcuffed together until they can learn to get along. Which, with their track record, could be a while.
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Vincent Whittman is down on his luck. He's a no name criminal, barely pulling off heists with partners Val and Velvette, while also accidentally causing power outages to half the city. He can't control his power, he can't pull off a heist, and he can't quite name his relationship with Val yet...but everything is going to change. There's a heist to end all heists and Vincent is hellbent on pulling it off. It's simple; steal the Jewel of Arias from the mayor's City Hall party before anyone notices, use it to amplify his powers, scare all the heroes away, become a god. Because that's all Vincent's wanted.
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Embrace Hope, Ye Who Enter Here ( Our Hazbin Hotel! ) by Str8_Rat
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse - Fandom
16 Dec 2025
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When Vox’s doomsday weapon misfires, Shok.wav throws himself into the angelic beam to shield Valentino and Velvette. The damage is irrepairable, and the drone dies with the Media Overlord by his side. His attempts to save him are futile.
Suddenly, everything is so easy to blame on the other two Vees. If it wasn't for them, his pet would be alive and well. Vox tears his family apart with his own claws in blind rage, only snapping back to reality when the city’s billboards light up with memories of what he just destroyed.
Two months later, a broken, glitching shell of a former Overlord is found motionless in an alleway, eroding in the rain. Charlie refuses to let Vox rot away. Alastor is much less pleased. Yes this is a RadioStatic fic
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I want this dumbass to suffer more cuz I feel like he got off easy. So here you go, my weird ass AU/rewrite. Before the finale came out I was worried that in order to make Vox truly realize how much he's lost, both Velvette and Valentino would need to end up dead in the final battle. The one thing that can't be replaced- people. And now Vox's pet died protecting his friends from himself, and then those very same people end up getting killed in a fit of rage.
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You're broken from the start, no victory will ever be enough
Vee Tower was looking distinctly less immaculate than it had mere hours ago. Much of the surrounding area was reduced to rubble, bodies were still being pulled from the decimation. Golden smoke streamed into the red night sky, creating a haze that lingered in the hopes of all sinners. The effort to rebuild would be a nuisance, and the remaining Vees would likely try to push blame elsewhere, not wanting to claim the monstrosity their former third had unleashed. The corner of Alastor's mouth twitched with unbridled joy.
His plan had worked.
Alastor steals Head Vox and brings him to the hotel. Chaos will ensue.
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Long • Time • No • See by Kuma_Kuroko
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
15 Dec 2025
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They were friends, they were lovers. For Angel, Alastor was everything in his life, and now in death, it could be that way.
Perhaps better.
Perhaps worse.
They were partners, they were lovers. For Alastor, Angel was the greatest joy of his life, and... who knows what he wants from him now. The only certainty is that he doesn't intend to let Angel go.Semi-AU
Pairing: RadioDust [Alastor x Angel Dust]
Warning: emotional manipulation, rape/non-con, dark romance, strong languageSeries
- Part 2 of Hell as a Paradise
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Long time no see by Kuma_Kuroko
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
15 Dec 2025
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Eran amigos, eran amantes. Para Angel, Alastor fue todo en su vida y ahora en la muerte, podría ser así.
Quizá mejor.
Quizá peor.
Eran compañeros, eran amantes. Para Alastor, Angel fue la mayor diversión de su vida y... Quién sabe qué quiere de él ahora. La única certeza, es que no lo piensa dejar ir.Semi-AU
Pairing: RadioDust [Alastor x Angel Dust]
Advertencia: manipulación emocional, rape/non-con, dark romance, lenguaje vulgarSeries
- Part 1 of Hell as a Paradise
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The tales described were nightmare given form. It was said cold hearted, merciless and brutal, the Executioner was not afraid of killing in broad daylight. His scythe was his murder weapon, the blood traces on his clothes were the only remains of his victims.
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An Au where Alastor took Vox's offer and teamed up with him, leading to a much closer relationship than expected
They are happy together as the top overlords of all of Hell, known as the "Media Demons," where almost everyone either fears or respects them.
But more than just their relationship starts to shake when Rosie forces Alastor to assist and host the newly founded "Happy Hotel", causing Alastor to struggle with balancing his overlord responsibilities, hotel duties, his new and old relationships and breaking free from his deal.
Can he reach ultimate freedom or loose everything in the process?