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    Luke and Leia. Kenobi remembers their names; he cradles them both as close to his chest as he can fit them and tells them that he is their uncle.

    The children squirm and break away from him to tuck themselves into Cody’s ribs instead, one on each side. They don’t understand what has happened; they seem to think that this is some sort of assignment. A trip. A test.

    They tuck themselves against Cody and ask him what is happening and where is Dad and when can they go home. They want to go home.

    (AU where Vader keeps the twins and raises them while on Imperial fuckhead duty. The Rebellion steals them back, and Rex watches as they re-root themselves.)

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    12 May 2026

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    Jango Fett is Mand'alor. Obi-Wan Kenobi is a menace. Everyone else is... Concerned.

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    The "Politically Charged Gay Chicken AU" that I couldn't resist writing

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    06 May 2026

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    When Obi-wan doesn’t follow Padmé to Mustafar, she’s able to convince Anakin to run away from everything with her. But this doesn't prevent his nightmares from coming true, and he's left alone in a hostile galaxy with the infants she begged him to protect.

    “Master Anakin,” Threepio says, still hovering in the doorway. “Might I suggest bouncing the children?”

    Anakin stops pacing around with the twins, head swiveling to look at Threepio. He doesn’t have to ask what the fuck Threepio is talking about; Artoo does it for him.

    Threepio seems to draw himself up as straight as he can. “I have conducted extensive research on the subject of human childrearing in anticipation of Mistress Padmé giving birth. Holding an infant and gently bouncing them in the parent’s arms is thought to be an excellent calming method.”

    “Oh,” Anakin says. “I thought you meant… bouncing them on the floor or something.”

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    19 Apr 2026

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    The Children of Elrond have the choice – and what of the Children of Elros?

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    The crate of figs dropped from her hands, splitting cheap wood against the stones and sending fruit rolling everywhere, and she said, “Atar?”

    And in that word, despite the fact she called him her father, Elrond realized at once that this was not his daughter at all.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    “Great, you’re in,” the Jedi says. “Welcome to the Jedi Temple on Coruscant, Mrs. Lars. Your quarters and uniform will be assigned to you shortly. Padawan Skeft will be here to escort you, please wait on the other side of this door.”
    Shmi stands and nearly tumbles over herself.
    “That’s it?” She asks, straightening her dress and bag.
    The Jedi sniffs.
    “That’s it,” they says. “You can—“
    “I thought it would be more difficult to persuade you,” Shmi says.
    “Ma’am,” the Jedi sighs, “We are an equal opportunity employer. Through the door, please.”

    (Shmi Skywalker is assaulted by too-real visions of her grandson in pain in the future. She gets a job at the Jedi Temple in order to prevent that from happening and soon after finds herself on a warship.)

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    19 Apr 2026