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    Damian looks at his notebook, scanning his research.

    Combining what info the internet has provided on good romantic partners, along with some of his own preferences, she’s statistically the best option.

    “Hm. Yes, you will do.”

    “Oh! Uhh… what?...”

    Damian’s family are pestering him to be more of a normal teenager. He doesn’t want to be more of a normal teenager. The average teens he observes at school are brainless savages. But his family is getting so annoying about it he’d do almost anything to get them to shut up.

    Then Marinette Dupain-Cheng transfers to his school. She’s intelligent, quiet, respectful of his boundaries— generally acceptable.

    His family want normal teen behavior? Fine. He’ll bring a girlfriend home.

    “Will you be my girlfriend?”

    Marinette blinks. Ya know what? This might as well happen.

    “Sure.”

     

    Daminette as told through equally socially unaware messes, general misunderstandings of each other's skill and experience, and a total lack of awareness as to how many flowers are too many flowers.

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    link da tradução nas notas do capítulo 1

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    21 Apr 2026

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    Kim Dokja just wanted to sing ONE sad song in peace.
    Now he’s somehow on national television, surrounded by glitter, dyed hair and people who take eyeliner very seriously.
    He’s not panicking.
    (He’s definitely panicking.)

    Alternatively: Kim Dokja on an idol survival show. That’s it. That’s the disaster.

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    20 Apr 2026

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    “I’ll help you shower.”

    “Nothing frisky tonight, you pervert,” Kim Dokja teases, a breathy chuckle escaping his lips as he looks up, chin resting upon his lover’s stomach where his forehead had previously been. “I’m dead tired.”

    Yoo Joonghyuk rolls his eyes. “Fool,” he says, though it’s more fond than malicious. “Let’s go.”

    Kim Dokja reaches his arms up. “Carry me.”

    With a sigh, Yoo Joonghyuk reaches down, though not before he loops Kim Dokja’s arms around his neck. “Clingy,” his husband mumbles, hooking his arms under Kim Dokja’s knees and around his back. With a soft exhale, the idol is lifted into the CEO’s arms, and Kim Dokja laughs.

    “You like it when I’m the clingy one.”

    A glimpse into the domestic life of global idol Kim Dokja and his lover.

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    20 Apr 2026

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    [DKOS_9158]: Go back to the room at the end of the corridor, you probably missed the item there. 

    [DKOS_9158]: Why did you even kill every monster? The drops are bad and they barely give exp anyway. 

    [DKOS_9158]: Don't just skip through the notes, they contain important lore. 

    [DKOS_9158]: Stop ignoring me, you stupid Sunfish. 

    “Shut up or I will ban you.”

    [DKOS_9158]: If you want to be stuck for another hour, be my guest.

    Kim Dokja never fails to leave his unnecessary comments during Yoo Joonghyuk's streams. Yoo Joonghyuk is only mildly annoyed.

    At least the chat loves him.

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    20 Apr 2026

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    Haruno Sakura. Her. A paranoid, pessimistic, 'I don't wanna die' oriented young woman that knows exactly where she stands in a world where Naruto and Sasuke exist. Not at the top.

    This is our hero, people. She's the token teammate. And, you know what? That's fine. They don't get put into the bingo books. They get to go home to their families at the end of the day. This is fine.

    No matter how hard her hot, blonde friend tries to convince her otherwise.

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    17 Apr 2026