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Fall Right Into Me by Knowhere_Is_Home (snark_sniper)
Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies)
03 Aug 2024
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Mantis is concerned that Nebula has some missing parts.
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- Part 1 of Red Wine Supernova
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On May 10, 1940, Iceland is occupied by England; per tradition, the personification of Iceland is brought to London to live in England's household. An Asian colony greets him at the door.
(A story of coming of age in quarantine.)
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The Extra Chicken Deal by snark_sniper
Fandoms: Newsies - All Media Types, Newsies!: the Musical - Fierstein/Menken, Newsies (1992)
25 Apr 2019
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A special promotion at Race's favorite chicken joint prompts a more serious conversation.
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No Use for Moonlight by snark_sniper
Fandoms: Newsies - All Media Types, Newsies!: the Musical - Fierstein/Menken
14 Apr 2019
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And then Jack sees it, right above his signature. “Your friend”, crossed out. “Your best friend”, crossed out beneath that. Beneath that, the beginnings of “Your bro—” scratched out, lighter than the others. And then finally, a bit further away from the other attempts:
Your lover,
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Let It Ride by snark_sniper
Fandoms: Newsies - All Media Types, Newsies (1992), Newsies!: the Musical - Fierstein/Menken
14 Feb 2019
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Every year at the newsies' annual Christmas get-together, someone puts up the mistletoe. Every year, Race is kissed under it by Spot Conlon. Every kiss it gets harder to hide how badly he wants the next one.
[Or, five times Spot Conlon kissed Racetrack Higgins, and one time Race kissed Spot.]
Recent series
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Red Wine Supernova by Knowhere_Is_Home (snark_sniper)
Fandom Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies)
03 Aug 2024
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Wherein bugborg explore their issues around bodily autonomy and emotional neglect through sex.
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Love Is Strong Enough [formerly "unnamed soulmate AU collection"] by snark_sniper
Fandom Hetalia: Axis Powers
03 Dec 2016
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A soulmate AU wherein, if your soulmate is literate, the first words your soulmate says to you appear in their handwriting on your arm. Takes place in a society where only the upperclass is allowed to learn how to read.
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Line crossed - because she makes him insane, because she’s so unbelievably gorgeous beneath him, because she likes it - he drops his head to kiss her. Tastes her desperation in the hot movement of her mouth, her tongue pressing to his teeth, pulls back and whispers, “Ask nicely.”
Her eyes are bright with lust, brow trying to crease into a glare, and a stammer of something in German leaves her lips.
“English,” he whispers.
Bookmarked by snark_sniper
07 Jul 2026
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Guess I'll Die by aibidil
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
04 Jan 2019
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Albus’s life is as it has always been; he’s trying not to let on that he’s in love with his best friend while also having to dodge tickling spells hurled at his groin during duelling practice. But then he and Scorpius are hit with an illegal hex—they have to have sex, or the curse will deplete their magical life-force. It’ll be fine, Albus thinks. They will have sex and then pretend it never happened. No big deal. Right?
Bookmarked by snark_sniper
21 Jun 2026
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you know i just might let you lock me down tonight by thelilacfield
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 May 2026
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He’s never had so much fun. Or so many orgasms, buried deep inside her and seeing stars, mouth against her neck, fist wrapped around her firelight hair.
It’s been months before he notices how her thighs tighten around him when he empties inside her.
Bookmarked by snark_sniper
05 Jun 2026
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my heart and the earth share the same rule (it starts with love and it ends with you) by thelilacfield
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)
02 May 2026
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Carl asks, “Coffee, ma’am?” and she shakes her head.
His eyebrows arch comically high and he scoffs, “What, are you pregnant?”
She doesn’t deny it fast enough, and Carl’s eyes go wide, a foghorn loud, “Stratt-”
And then he asks, “It’s his, right?” Swallows and unnecessarily adds, “Grace’s?”
Bookmarked by snark_sniper
04 Jun 2026
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you showed me colours you know i can't see with anyone else by thelilacfield
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)
04 May 2026
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Ryland in space doesn’t remember who he is. Wakes up in greyscale, roaming around the steel of the Hail Mary, a gaping hole in his memory.
He dreams in colour sometimes. Auburn, sienna, cream. A particular shade of pink.
Bookmarked by snark_sniper
03 Jun 2026