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    Jane
    Are you sure you should be tweeting stuff like that?
    People are going to work out that’s your burner account sooner or later.

    Lily
    Awww
    You are looking at my tweets
    I knew you thought they were funny

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    Hollanov has triumphed over Shayden in Heated Rivalry's in-universe hockey RPF fandom- but Ilya's still using his burner account, and still a menace

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    10 Feb 2026

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    “What the fuck is Shayden?” Ilya asks, nose deep in his phone. They’re sprawled across the couch, enjoying a lazy evening at the cottage.
    Shane snorts, “I think it’s me and Hayden. Like our duo name.”
    “You and Pike? Shane, they are saying you are in love with him.”

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    In the Heated Rivalry Universe, Shayden is the most popular RPF ship. Ilya takes to his burner account to set the record straight.

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    10 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 33

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    It is hour...who the fuck even knows of the Pulitzer Ceremony and Lois Lane is ready to launch her shoes out of the nearest window.

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    20 Jul 2025

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    "I’ve never hypnotised anyone, and neither have my glasses,” Clark furrows his brow, confusion evident on his face. “Who told you this?”

    “Green Lantern,” Lois answers. Then, because she’s starting to become increasingly unhappy with the situation, she adds, “You know, the guy with the abysmal haircut.”

    or, it starts in the kitchen with the mystery of the pseudo-hypnotic glasses and ends with making out (still in the kitchen)

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    19 Jul 2025

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    The latest gossip at the Daily Planet was whatever was going on between Clark, Lois, and Superman.

    Or

    In which the reporters at the Daily Planet connect all the dots... and still reach the wrong conclusion.

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    19 Jul 2025