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Hunt you down (You love it so) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026)
12 Aug 2026
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“So it’s like…hunting prey but sexy, if I understand it right?”
I tap a few claws idly against the sun-lamp warmed rocks.
“Kiiind of?"
Grace learns about an ancient Eridian instinct. Rocky learns that humans are far more terrifying than they seem.
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25 Aug 2026
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Hunt you down (You love it so) by Anonymous
“So it’s like…hunting prey but sexy, if I understand it right?”
I tap a few claws idly against the sun-lamp warmed rocks.
“Kiiind of?"
Grace learns about an ancient Eridian instinct. Rocky learns that humans are far more terrifying than they seem.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/90348731
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Hey, Sweetheart. You're Awfully Quiet. by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
01 Aug 2026
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Grace has many Earth sayings that Rocky has grown fond of. To use one of his most favorite, in Rocky’s defense, he had assumed that humans, due to their unfortunate condition of being extraneously fleshy and containing concerning amounts of liquid, were being dramatic, as humans often are, about the impact of small scale penetration for slightly extended periods of time. But Rocky loves his Grace very much and likes giving him nice things, so he intends to uncover the truth for himself.
Upon further investigation, he fears the humans were not, in fact, being dramatic.
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Or, Rocky figures out what a butt plug is, decides to secretly test run one on himself to figure out how to eventually put it in Grace, and gets his shit wrecked, in that order.
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25 Aug 2026
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Hey, Sweetheart. You're Awfully Quiet. by Anonymous
Grace has many Earth sayings that Rocky has grown fond of. To use one of his most favorite, in Rocky’s defense, he had assumed that humans, due to their unfortunate condition of being extraneously fleshy and containing concerning amounts of liquid, were being dramatic, as humans often are, about the impact of small scale penetration for slightly extended periods of time. But Rocky loves his Grace very much and likes giving him nice things, so he intends to uncover the truth for himself.
Upon further investigation, he fears the humans were not, in fact, being dramatic.
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Or, Rocky figures out what a butt plug is, decides to secretly test run one on himself to figure out how to eventually put it in Grace, and gets his shit wrecked, in that order.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/89678586
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Adrian and the Exploration of Eridian-Human relationships by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 Jun 2026
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“What? What? What?” Grace stared at Rocky, eyes wide, before a hand flew to his face, fingers pinching at the bridge of his nose. “Sorry, what?”
“Adrian is loving mate,” Rocky hummed. “Adrian curious about you.”
Or: Adrian courting Grace (and it goes very well very quickly)
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- Part 2 of Pervert Rocky's beautiful life
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17 Jul 2026
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choked up by nikomedes for harpydora
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
10 Jul 2026
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"You can literally hear inside me when you focus, bud. Has observing the action of my gallbladder in HD made you think less of me as a person, or humanity as a whole?"
[Yes,] Rocky says without hesitation, which makes Grace choke on a laugh. He amends, […at first. Then I get used to. Kind of cute now. Humans need infinity liquids to do basic process, always new mucus…]
"I bet I'm gonna find your ultra-high-temp organs super cute too," Grace offers with an irrepressible grin, "and actually, okay, this strikes me as a morale problem. You're getting too down on yourself. I promise you there is nothing I could find rearranging your—" Nope. "—digging around in there that would shame the entire Eridian race."
[No way for you to know this,] Rocky says flatly.
"There definitely is, because I'm gonna shame the entire human race first."
This is how they spend the next three days on the glove box addition while Mary reads to them from the unreleased 2021 NEISS report, filtered by incidents requiring extraction of foreign objects from the 'lower trunk' or 'pubic region'.
(or, Rocky eats something inedible. Grace helps. They both get Really Weird About It.)
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- Part 2 of niko's phm madness
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15 Jul 2026
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All You Have To Do Is Sing by Goth_Loli
Fandoms: Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors
16 Aug 2026
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"You have your Mother's voice," he said, petting his little daughters head, "It couldn't save her, but by damn it'll save you."
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A dying girl aboard a human vessel undergoing crumbling Yautja-Human negotiations is "bought" by a high-ranking Arbitrator who becomes irrationally enchanted by her singing voice.
(Cross-posted on FFNET)
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- Part 1 of Symposium
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19 Aug 2025