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    Patrick Bateman's closet doesn't contain any dead bodies in this tale*, but there is something in it that scares him so much more...

    *This is slightly AU; it's still set in Manhattan and the characters are all the same, but Patrick hasn't killed anyone, his dad is still alive, he has a whole ton of childhood trauma, and is incredibly mentally ill and in therapy at the beginning of this.

    I've also updated it to modern day times; there is no specific year but it's intended to be sometime in the mid-to-late 2010s. Also, Paul knows who he is from the start and doesn't mistake him for Marcus Halberstram.

     

    Oh yeah, and the biggest change is that he's joined Paul in that whole Yale thing. He just doesn't know it yet...

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    16 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    oh holy shit oh holy shit 🥲😭😭😭 reread if you don't mind cliffhangers

  2. Rec 45

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    An assignment at work promises a journey through the Manganese Mountains, a shadowed range with deep, ages old folklore and myth surrounding it. Eager for a road trip, Hot Rod leaps at the chance. Things get weird, though, when danger creeps in the night and tall, dark, and rude is thrust into his life.

     

    Written for driftrod week 2021, Bonus Day Prompt: HotLock 💜

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    08 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    yay! love horror fusion!

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    Megatron disguised himself as an Autobot and walked in their midst.

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    03 May 2026

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    “You’re dead. Are you an idiot? Go back to being dead.”

    “Huh,” Optimus Prime – who is very much not dead – looks at Megatron like he’s the one being unreasonable. As if Megatron is the one who’s supposed to be dead and who's supposed to stay dead instead of haunting him like some…like a–

    “Ghost,” Not Dead Prime says. “I think I’m a ghost.”
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    or: Optimus Prime played hero too hard and died saving Cybertron, trusting Megatron to pick up the pieces of their struggling people and lead them all into the future. Megatron thinks it'd be Pits of a lot easier without said Idiot Prime walking through his walls and knocking shit off his desk and asking, "hey, being dead is boring, mind saving the world and bringing me back to life?"

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    01 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    AAAAAAA!!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🥺 I love love love this!!!!!!!!!!!!!! top ten megop fics ever

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    John Watson isn't actually a pervert. Really. He's just a bit sexually frustrated.

    Honestly, he's never done anything like this before.

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    20 Apr 2026