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When Hermione think of the personification of the sun, spring, summer, plants, growth, life, and everything in between, she should be imagining someone warm. Someone friendly. Someone who laughs a lot in a tinkling sort of laugh. Someone who looks like they're friends with plants, she supposed.
Instead, the actual personification of the sun, spring, summer etc etc, is Hogwarts' own resident pureblood prick, Draco Malfoy, who looks like he'll hex the first person who even say hello to him.
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To Catch You (and be caught in return) by vonDasz
Fandoms: The 100 (TV), To Catch A Pirate - Jade Parker
21 Apr 2017
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Clarke Griffin could never forget the pirate that had accosted her during the attack by the Commander of the Blood on the ship she had been sailing on with her father,on the way to build a new island fort in the Carribbeans. And she would never forgive her for being part of the reason her father was wrongfully imprisoned. Vowing to clear her father's name,she set out to catch Alexandria Woods,the rumoured right hand of the Commander himself--who happened to be the green-eyed devil whose kiss she was not able to erase from her mind.
But who's to say the huntress cannot be hunted in return?
The To Catch a Pirate au I just felt like writing.
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From a post in tumblr by user erikahammerschmidt about a kid in grade school who approached her and said:"I won a pig." to which she answered:"I two a pig." and so on.
Elsa,the newly crowned cool kid of the Oaken's ranch,winner of the horse-racing competition and the proud owner of Olaf the pig, gathered her courage to strike a conversation with her crush,Anna.
Eh? What is Anna talking about? She two-ed a pig? Whu--? Where is this conversation heading to?
An AU where Anna is a punny dork and Elsa is just so confused.
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She had never doubted them, not once in the ten years they had been together until tonight. Until the sight of Astoria pressed up against him in the darkness of an alcove, batting her lashes up at him like an innocent deer. Hermione hadn’t expected him to make a scene, they were at a ministry event and decorum was required when in the public eye. Something she knew only too well. She had been practicing exactly that the majority of her life it seemed but she hadn't expected to see him bend down and whisper some secret in her ear and delight as she beamed at him with those big round eyes while patting her hand on his chest.
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- Part 2 of Snippets (Random Dramione oneshots)
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The three of them are brought to their knees before him, and it’s surreal. These are the Wizarding World’s best hopes, and they are reduced to nothing in front of their school bully. He surveys them as he is asked more than once if it truly is Potter.
(Mostly) canon-compliant up to Deathly Hallows: Ch 23, Malfoy Manor.
Draco just wants to live, and he wonders if this might be his chance to do so. After making a surprising decision during the course of events in his Drawing Room, Draco and Hermione embark on a journey to find her friends, seek out the final Horcruxes, and defeat Lord Voldemort.
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Draco Malfoy Hacks the Ministry And Messes With Harry Potter (and other less fun and more serious happenings) by bafflinghaze
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2018
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Harry Potter knows Malfoy is up to something. But he just can’t prove it, because the slippery smarmy Slytherin leaves no traces, and seems to take all of Harry’s interrogations as invitations to kiss.
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That Secret That We Know by Avendell, granger_danger
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Dec 2020
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It hasn't been an easy year, and Hermione Granger is having a hard time mustering a holiday mood. When she throws a Stragglers' Christmas Eve, she doesn't expect her work partner Draco Malfoy to be her only party guest.
And he's brooding at her again.
She never should have brought him to that blood drive.
A Dramione holiday tale about the first snow, facing feelings, and finding hope at the end of a hard year, featuring gorgeous art by Avendell, a cottage in Wiltshire, and an unfairly beautiful forest green cashmere jumper.
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01 Sep 2026
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Ron’s face twisted. “But don’t expect me to stand here and watch you act like a—”
He hesitated, just for a heartbeat, as if even he knew the next word was unrecoverable.
Yet he still said it.
“SLUT!”
The word slammed into her so hard Hermione felt the world tilt. Spots were appearing in her vision. She struggled to keep upright and chewed on the inside of her cheek until all she could see was Ron—
He didn’t look ashamed, or confused, or even surprised at himself.
He looked…satisfied.
Like he was the one who’d been wronged, like he’d finally said the one thing he’d been holding in, the one thing he wanted to hurt her with.
Hermione’s stomach twisted viciously. She took a step back, air clawing at her throat, her fingers trembling around the strap of her bag. Her lips parted, but nothing—nothing—came out.
Ginny’s scream tore through the silence. “RONALD WEASLEY—HAVE YOU LOST— ”
Harry was right behind her, horrified. “Ron, what the hell did you just…”
Too late.
A voice cut through the blur and the noise, deep enough to rattle the very walls of the corridor.
“Weasley.”
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- Part 1 of The Dramione Slut Universe
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01 Sep 2026