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Long ago,
before midoriya ever got one for all,
Long before all might was even born,
even before the first quirk awakened....
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Despite being a teenager, <All for one> was always like an adult he even has a job for God’s sake!! But noooo, he still has to do fuckin hOmeWOrK Ughhh......!!!
While sulkingly doing homework and assignments, <All for one> hears the distinct creak of his door opening. Composing himself he twirl around on his spinny chair and was face to face with the gIgGliNg face of his oh so stupid brother <one for all>.
“What in the loving fuck do you want!?” He said so with a happy smile.
Giggling his brother replied “Oh NoTHinG really, I just want you to have this as a early present;)” shoving a thumb drive into <All for one>‘S hand.
“ oh and make sure nobody is around when your WatCHiNg it”
With that <one for all> Left.
“Wtf” <All for one> said as he turned back around and continued doing his work. After completing his assignments, with nothing left to do <All for one> started playing around with his pencil.
Overcomed with curiosity he took out the thumb drive from his pocket staring at it for awhile before deciding to plug it in to his spare computer.
‘Ha did you think actually think I’ll actually use it on my real computer’ he thought while running multiple programs through the files in the thumb drive.
‘Huh. No bugs, no malware. That’s a surprise”
You see <one for all> actually uses a lot of malware and computer bugs on the things he sends to <All for one> to try and get him but everything always fails as <All for one> is actually majoring in computer science and knows how to hack as he is in fact a gray hat hacker.
Clicking on the file labeled boku lead to three video clips. Clicking on the first video clip labeled ‘1’ ,<All for one> came to see something he wished he did not but despite it bUrNInG his eyes he could not stop watching and powered through all three video clips.
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[Some years later(?)]
‘This is a really bad day’ <one for all> thought as he is quite literally being grabbed by the face by his own dear brother.
“Why...?” He choked out
“Because...” <All for one> said calmly...
“YOU MOTHERFUCKER MADE ME WATCH GODDAMM MOTHERFUCKING BOKU NO PICO!!!!!!”
“Wait what....you still remember?”
“OF COURSE I DO YOU FUCKIN MOTHERFUCKER!!!! WHENEVER I CLOSE MY GODDAMM EYES ALL I CAN SEE IS A BOY BEING JERKED OF BY A MAN!!!!!!!!”
As <All for one> Screamed into <one for all>‘s ears and accidenly giving <one for all> one of his stockpile quirk and creating what will later be known as one for all.
and that’s why you don’t prank all for one....
i mean one for all did deserve that, no one should be forced to watch boku no pico
THE END
Or is it.....
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(in da future or the present)
“Bla bla bla bla bla bla bal blablablabla..........”
“And now that the debrief is over you may be dismissed-“
“ Sensei. Do you know what anime is?”
“Why yes young tomura, it was quite popular before the emergence of quirks. I’ve watched a few myself... now why do you ask my boy if I may ask?l
“While I was searching for older games on the internet, I found an old anime forum and got interested so I ask kurogiri to do some research about it for me. And I was wondering if sensei has heard about it as sensei lived for a very long time. By the way have sensei heard of an anime called Boku no pico, I heard it was quite popular”
“nO NoOooOoo! I thought I had erased it from my mind. Now it’s coming back to me!”
“Uhh....sensei-”
“ ....hHhhHhHhhHughhhhhhhhhhhhh.....FUCKIN BOKU NO MOTHERFUCKIN PICOOOOOOOO.......!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Shit! Kurogiri I think sensei went mad”