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12:04 AM
BIBI Bitch: who is that.
BIBI Bitch: who the fuck is playing goddamn Hatsune Miku right now in my goddamn household under my goddamn laws in my goddamn Christan Minecraft SERVER
Bible Study: who the fuck made you mom?
BIBI Bitch: Mom made me mom so she could take a break from y'all.
Bible Study: fake news, we still have a dad.
S&M by Rihanna: False, I'm now baby.
Bible Study: f u c k
BIBI Bitch: language, Angie, Atua is watching.
Bible Study: WRONG Atua is sleeping.
Bible Study: Therefore I could potentially kill all of you and still be greeted to his heavenly sleep when my time has come.
Bible Study: But, I couldn't kill anyone without Atua's help, therefore, I will refrain from committing such a crime.
Tired and Stressed: Shuichi
BIBI Bitch and Bible Study have gone offline
Tired and Stressed: :^)
7:54 AM
Kaegay: WHAT
Kaegay: YOU MADE SHUICHI MOM AND NOT ME?
Kaegay: I'm wounded :'(
Tired and Stressed: I would've made Maki mom before I made you mom,
Guns n Roses: hA
Kaegay: :'( ouchies
BIBI Bitch: :^) I have Kirumi AND Kork approval
Kaegay: Bitch
BIBI Bitch: Ouchies
S&M by Rihanna: get to class
BIBI Bitch and three others have gone offline
12:25 PM
BIBI Bitch: before any of you get mad at me
BIBI Bitch: It was Kirigiri and Naegi's fault.
BIBI Bitch: now that's out of the way, uhh, afternoon classes are canceled, and my uncle wants to meet y'all.
Is Failing Physics: WHY ARE HAKAKURE AND SOUDA CHASING ME THROUGH THE SCHOOL HELP I'M SCARED
Guns n Roses: you've had the brain cell for too long.
Guns n Roses: order must be redeemed.
Is Failing Physics: MAKI ROLL, HOW COULD YOU
Guns n Roses: >:^)
2:48 PM
BIBI Bitch: so, uhh, :^) big creepy sissy just got thrown down the stairs by Celestia, and Mikan tripped here in the way down so she flew down the sidewalk :^). I'm so confused why those two did that, but uhh, honestly valid?
JJBA: I think Kiyo, Mikan, and Celeste made a pack or something so if one of them gets hurt or is in danger the other two are on the case.
JJBA: And quite frankly, they are a terrifying trio.
BIBI Bitch: interesting
JJBA: They call their group the 'trial three trio' which makes no sense but feels right?
BIBI Bitch: THEY HAVE SPOTTED ME AND ARE NOW CHASING ME
BIBI Bitch: KIYO, I THOUGHT YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON
BIBI Bitch: also, can I get admin privileges?
Tired and Stressed has given BIBI Bitch admin privileges
BIBI Bitch has changed S&M by Rihanna's name to Daddy Longlegs
BIBI Bitch: Much better.
4:55 PM
BIBI Bitch: My uncle is here, be ready please :^)
Tired and Stressed: Good timing, I just pulled out the pie.
BIBI Bitch: Kirumi Tojo.
BIBI Bitch: You told me Teruteru was making our dinner.
Tired and Stressed: oop-
BIBI Bitch: disappointed but not surprised.
Tired and Stressed: ouchies, is that what that's like?
BIBI Bitch: :^)
8:02 PM
Betrayed: Shu
Betrayed: Can your uncle like, adopt me?
BIBI Bitch: He was on the verge of adopting all y'all. Also, that would then be considered inc*st.
Betrayed: Not if I'm married into your family >:)
BIBI Bitch: Touche.
Furby Fetish: Your uncle praised me (இ﹏இ`｡)
tink tink: He complimented my robot outfit
Honey Bee: Gonta did not mean to scare him!
BIBI Bitch: Don't worry, Gonta, he loves you
Honey Bee: :D
kermit die: i have a will to live-