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Vitamin Yes has logged onto Bucci Squad
Vitamin Yes:
Hey uhhhh guys
Vitamin Yes:
Why is this still the Bucci Squad
Vitamin Yes:
Should’nt it be the Giogio squad
Vitamin Yes:
since gigio is the Don
Mistarella has logged onto Bucci Squad
Mistarella:
…
Mistarella:
i guess??
Frog Prince has logged onto Bucci Squad
Panni has logged onto Bucci Squad
Spicy Woman has logged onto Bucci Squad
Frog Prince:
No.
Spicy Woman: No.
Vitamin Yes:
y not
Frog Prince:
Just no.
Panni:
Technically, Giogio’s squad is all of Passione.
Panni: … Who changed my name.
Mistarella:
I did lol
Mistarella:
Accept it
Panni has changed their name to Fugo
Mistarella: Noooooo
Fugo:
Hypocrite.
Vitamin Yes:
But Panni ;-;
Fugo:
No.
Vitamin Yes:
Loser.
Frog Prince:
I didn’t hear you complaining about that nickname last night,
Panni~
Mistarella:
Oooooooooooh
Team Asshole has logged onto Bucci Squad
Team Asshole:
We didn’t need to know that.
Mistarella:
Right, cause we didn’t hear you screaming Giorno’s name last week
Vitamin Yes:
Hey he was screaming my name too
Spicy Woman:
Yeah I couldn’t sleep >:(
Team Asshole:
I hate all of you
Spicy Woman:
No u don’t
Team Asshole:
…
Team Asshole:
Yeah okay I love you all. Happy?
Mistarella:
Very!
Bruno Due Tre has logged onto Bucci Squad
Bruno Due Tre:
Good morning everyone.
Bruno Due Tre:
How did everybody sleep?
Vitamin Yes:
I missed u ;-;
Fugo: We all slept well
Bruno Due Tre:
I missed you too, Narancia. I missed all of you <3.
Frog Prince:
<3
Team Asshole:
<3
Team Asshole:
Quit copying me
Fugo:
How is the mission going?
Bruno Due Tre: About that…
Frog Prince:
Did something happen?
Bruno Due Tre:
I’m fine! Nothing bad, I just- um.
Vitamin Yes:
Who did you fuck
Fugo:
Narancia!
Vitamin Yes:
Panni!
Bruno Due Tre:
It was Formaggio
Bruno Due Tre:
But um.
Bruno Due Tre:
He asked me out?
Mistarella:
Like on a date?
Bruno Due Tre:
Well, actually, he said: “I know about you and the rest of L’Unita Speciale, but I was wondering if you were taking applications?”
Bruno Due Tre:
Then he wiggled his eyebrows at me
Bruno Due Tre:
So. Not “just” a date, I guess.
Vitamin Yes:
That’s a terrible pickup line.
Frog Prince:
Is there something wrong with that?
Bruno Due Tre:
Well, I suppose I was asking… if it was okay?
Bruno Due Tre:
I mean. If it was going to be serious between me and him
Vitamin Yes:
Dude
Fugo:
I don’t think that’s a problem
Vitamin Yes:
What Panni said.
Vitamin Yes:
Also Formaggio’s hot. Bonus.
Spicy Woman: Unfortunately, Narancia’s right.
Bruno Due Tre:
Is that the case for all of you?
Team Asshole:
So long as he treats you right.
Frog Prince:
Exactly.
Mistarella:
I have no problem with it.
Bruno Due Tre:
Well then. You’ll have to excuse me.
Bruno Due Tre:
I have a date to go on :)
Bruno Due Tre has logged out of Bucci Squad
Team Asshole:
He better be taking Bruno somewhere nice…
Vegetal: Okay I ate a raw egg are you proud of me
Hair Game Strong:
Yes we are
Hair Game Strong:
Gelato pay up
Feral Theater Kid:
>:P Fine
Tiny Feet Big Meat has logged onto The Bean Dome
Tiny Feet Big Meat:
I’m not going to ask
Tiny Feet Big Meat:
Anyway boys I have a q u e s t i o n e
Distinguished Homosexual:
Whatever it is it’s probably a bad idea
Goth Moomin has logged onto The Bean Dome
Goth Moomin:
No.
Goth Moomin:
Let Him Speak
Goth Mooming:
I wanna know what stupid idea he has this time.
Sink Water Mac’n’Cheese:
He wants to know if he can ask out Buccelatti lol
Tiny Feet Big Meat:
Illuso you dick
Hentai Fetish:
Why would that be a problem
Hentai Fetish:
Over half of us have fucked him
Vegetal:
I think he means romantically
Tiny Feet Big Meat:
As much as I hate to say it
Tiny Feet Big Meat:
Pesci’s right
Goth Moomin:
Why didn’t you say you had a romantic interest in Bucciarati?
Tiny Feet Big Meat:
That’s literally what I just did
NOT a Furry:
I-
NOT a Furry:
No that is actually “literally” what you just did.
NOT a Furry: You get a pass.
Tiny Feet Big Meat:
ANYWAY
Tiny Feet Big Meat:
So is it okay or Nah
Goth Moomin:
Why would it not be okay?
Tiny Feet Big Meat:
Idk my dude I guess I just wanted to check?
Tiny Feet Big Meat: I mean, I know it’s all open and shit, but like, I wanna be serious…
Hentai Fetish: You want to date him seriously, not just have sex.
Hentai Fetish: And you want our permission, so as to assure you don’t upset any of us by introducing a new person to the relationship.
Tiny Feet Big Meat: …
Goth Moomin: …
Vegetal:
…
Tiny Feet Big Meat:
Yeah pretty much.
Sink Water Mac’n’Cheese: I still don’t know whether I find Melone’s occasional relationship Juju smart-people talk hot, annoying, or creepy.
Feral Theater Kid: Honestly if it isn’t slightly unsettling then how can it be attractive.
Hair Game Strong: Preach 🙏
Feral Theater Kid: <3
Hair Game Strong: <3
Vegetal: <3
Hentai Fetish: Awwwww Pesci ur so cuuuuuute
Tiny Feet Big Meat:
Guys I know Pesci is cute and flirting is fun but like, I’d kinda like a yes or no response to the whole “asking out Bruno”
Feral Theater Kid:
Oooo we’re calling him by his first name now are we 😏
Sink Water Mac’n’Cheese: Silence, Bottom.
Feral Theater Kid:
You and I both know that’s a lie lololololololol
Distinguished Homosexual:
Everyone, please.
Distinguished Homosexual: Formaggio clearly would like an actual response.
Distinguished Homosexual: Please take him seriously.
Hair Game Strong: He Speaks.
Goth Moomin: Prosciutto has a point.
Goth Moomin: Formaggio, I believe I can speak for the rest of us (and if anyone disagrees, speak up) when I say that most of us have at least a passing interest in Bucciaratti and his gang, and would not be upset if you were to include him into our relationship.
Hair Game Strong: Yes.
Vegetal: I agree with Ris!
Hentai Fetish: 👌
Feral Theater Kid: 👍
Sink Water Mac’n’Cheese: What he said
NOT a Furry:
FUCK YOU MELONE YOU KNOW I HATE THAT EMOJI
NOT a Furry:
Also what the Capo said.
Distinguished Homosexual: I agree with the Capo.
Tiny Feet Big Meat: I love you guys so much.
Tiny Feet Big Meat: Also can help me out I can’t think of a polyamorous-inclusive pick-up line
Hentai Fetish:
YOU CALLED?
Hentai Fetish:
DM me bitch
Hentai Fetish: It’s go time.
Hentai Fetish has left The Bean Dome
Tiny Feet Big Meat: Hell yeah.
Tiny Feet Big Meat has left The Bean Dome
Sink Water Mac’n’Cheese: If Bruno says yes to a Melone-sourced pickup line I’ll go without washing my hair for two days
Hair Game Strong: Are you willing to bet on that.