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[CC-2224 has added CC-3636, CC-1010, CC-6454, CC-5052, CT-7567, CC-1068, ARC-7347 and JEDI GENERAL REDA OILINU to the chat Commander Center Chat ]
[CC-2224 had changed his name to Cody]
Cody: Welcome to the chat.
Cody: Ranks mean shit here.
[ Cody has named the chat Fuck that regulation shit]
JEDI GENERAL REDA OILINU: mood.
[ JEDI GENERAL REDA OILINU has changed her name to Reedé]
CC-3636: Why is your name Reedé
[CC-3636 has changed his name to Wolffe]
Reedé: That's my name when I pretend to be one of Padmé's handmaidens.
Wolffe: Lit.
CC-1068: Y'All are boring.
[ CC-1068 has changed Reedé's name to Badass Lesbian]
Badass Lesbian: This is why you're my Commander.
[ CC-1068 has changed ARC-7347 name to Confused idiot]
Wolffe: Roger's taking shots.
Wolffe: Also, why does the 755th get their arcs?
Confused idiot: Cause we know every way to kill you.
CT-7567: I keep forgetting you have a battalion of medics scarer than Kix.
[ CC-1068 has changed Cody's name to Gay for General ]
CC-5052: rjrjnsnf.
CC-6454: Roger really came for Cody
[CC-1068 has changed CC-5052's name to Straight for General ]
Straight for General: Fair.
[CC-1068 has changed CC-1010's name to Repressed Gay]
Repressed Gay: I am not!
CT-7567: We all saw you make out with General Vos
Gay for General: At least Bly and I can admit out feelings
[CC-1068 has changed CT-7567's name to Babysitter of a fourteen-year-old]
Badass Lesbian: Calling people out.
[Badass Lesbian has changed CC-1068's name to Roger Roger]
Wolffe: I'm scared for Ponds sake
Badass Lesbian: Be scared for yours.
[Roger Roger has changed Wolffe's name to Adopted by Koon]
Adopted by Koon: I feel like I should be hurt when this the truth
[Roger Roger has changed CC-6454's name to Dull as Window]
Gay for General: And this is why, lady and Gentlemen, I put the 755th Medical Corps' General, Commander, and Arc trooper in here.
Gay for General: They are a riot.
Roger Roger: Yes we are.
Badass Lesbian: Except when I have to pretend to be Padmé. Then someone else deals with them
Confused idiot: Yea. General Che isn't fun.
Badass Lesbian: She is once you get to know her.
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Badass Lesbian: Let's guess how many times had Anakin thought I was his wife that he's not supposed to have?
Badass Lesbian: We're at three times.
Straight for General: That's not too bad
Badass Lesbian: Today
adopted by Koon: Oof
Gay for General: How did this happen?
Badass Lesbian: So Padmé had me be her today
Badass Lesbian: Cause she isn't feeling too well.
Badass Lesbian: And Anakin thought I was her
Babysitter of a fourteen-year-old: Oh god.
Babysitter of a fourteen-year-old: I am so sorry.
Dull as Window: What did he do?
Badass Lesbian: He tried to kiss me and I said that might not be the best idea because I feel ill.
Gay for General: Did he buy it?
Badass Lesbian: Yes.
Straight for General: I am so sorry for you.
Badass Lesbian: y'all I'm traumatized.
[Roger Roger changed Badass Lesbian's name to Traumatized by Heteros]
Confused idiot: That describes our General so well.
Adopted by Koon: What straight guy traumatized your general?
Roger Roger: Can I tell the story?
Traumatized by Heteros: Sure
Roger Roger: So She was undercover, and this Senator dude kept trying to kiss her
Roger Roger: And she kept saying no
Roger Roger: And she ended up stabbing him with a knife.
Babysitter of a fourteen-year-old: You didn't scare me before
Babysitter of a fourteen-year-old: But now you do.
Traumatized by Heteros: thanks.
Traumatized by Heteros: it's building my ego
Confused idiot: isn't that against the Jedi Code?
Traumatized by Heteros: Kinda.
Traumatized by Heteros: But like half of us have said fuck it.
Traumatized by Heteros: So make your moves
Traumatized by Heteros: Looking at you Fox and Cody
Gay for General: askfjdnd.
Babysitter of a fourteen-year-old: I'm glad that Kix hasn't met you guys.
Babysitter of a fourteen-year-old: He'd become even worse.
Dull as Window: Reda really said I'm coming for Fox and Cody.
Traumatized by Heteros: No this is.
[ Traumatized by Heteros had added JEDI GENERAL QUINLAN VOS]
Confused idiot: This is great.
Roger Roger: I love our General. She's the best
[ Traumatized by Heteros changed JEDI GENERAL QUINLAN VOS's to name Fox's boyfriend]
Roger Roger: Changing names to call people out is my thing
Traumatized by Heteros: Do you want KP?
Roger Roger: No.
Fox's boyfriend: Why am I here?
Fox's boyfriend: Also who is who?
Traumatized by Heteros: I'm Reda, Gay for General is Cody, Straight for General is Bly. Dull as Window is Ponds
Fox's boyfriend: I should put you in the General group chat.
Fox's boyfriend: You would find it hilarious.
Traumatized by Heteros: I'm sure. Now, Adopted by Koon is Wolffe, Babysitter of a fourteen-year-old is Rex, Roger Roger is my Commander, and Confused idiot is Will, my ARC.
Fox's boyfriend: Do I want to know the meaning behind names?
Dull as Window: No.
Fox's boyfriend: How'd I get my name?
Fox's boyfriend: Where is Foxy?
adopted by Koon: Hiding.
Confused idiot: I'm pretty sure he's considering jumping.
Repressed gay: No I am not
Fox's boyfriend: And I am assuming that's Fox
Fox's boyfriend: So how did we get to my name?
Repressed gay: I don't even know.
repressed gay: I've been working with the Senators all-day
Traumatized by Heteros: Idk how you can do it
Repressed gay: I don't know either
Fox's boyfriend: I help him.
Babysitter of a fourteen-year-old: THEY ASMJTTED UT!!
Gay for General: ahdidnfnsisjeuwnc
Straight for General: HE SAID THE THING!
Dull as Window: Is anyone screenshotting this?
Adopted by Koon: I am.
Roger Roger: I am cackling.
Confused idiot: The General is dying of laughing in her office.
Traumatized by Heteros: Roasting Jedi masters isn't against the Jedi Code
Roger Roger: Yeah but...
Traumatized by Heteros: We do not talk about my ex's. Especially that one.
Confused idiot: Oh... That one.
Traumatized by Heteros: Yes that one!
Roger Roger: I liked her.
Traumatized by Heteros: So did i.
Fox's boyfriend: Who are you talking about?
Fox's boyfriend: Also am I allowed to know?
Traumatized by Heteros: Quinlan.
Traumatized by Heteros: Your name is Fox's boyfriend.
Fox's boyfriend: Right.
Dull as Window: for those of us who don't know
dull as Window: whos your ex?
Traumatized by Heteros: You don't get to know who.
CONfused idiot: Senator L'ryanai Swvasu of Olpwaini
Traumatized by Heteros: Will.
Traumatized by Heteros: I know where you are.
gay for General: Run.
StrAight for General: Run