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Hope It Leaves a Mark by thepartyresponsible
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
31 Oct 2020
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A collection of short fics inspired by the 2020 whumptober challenge.
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- Part 1 of Whumptober
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“Hell yeah,” Roy says, and fistbumps him without a shred of irony but with exceptional trigger discipline. “Hey, I started a slow fuse in their ammunition dump. We should probably fuck off.”
Maybe he really is Arsenal. Because he might seem to carry himself with all the strategic acumen of your average inebriated raccoon, but so far every move he’s made has been absolutely beautiful. Clint’s prepared to admit he’s a little charmed by that.
“Oh shit,” Roy says, and fires two shots over Clint’s shoulder. Clint turns to see three bodies dropping to the floor.
Maybe he’s a lot charmed.
“I’m recruiting you,” Clint tells him, “for SHIELD.”
Roy blinks. “No shit? Do they have dental? Cuz when that guy kicked me after I palmed his keycard, he chipped one of my favorite teeth.”
“They have dental,” Clint confirms.
God. He was palming keycards while being thrown to the floor. Nat’s gonna love him.
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“You’re too young for coffee,” he tells her, as he slides the menu across to her. “I ordered hot chocolate.”
“Is there rum in this?” she asks, staring at him owlishly over the top of the mountain of whipped cream in her mug.
“No. That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard. The only liquors you mix with dairy are vodka and Kahlua.” Every time he thinks his opinion of whoever raised this child cannot get lower, she finds a way to add another floor to the subterranean basement of his analysis.
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“Um,” Steve says, looking back at the last moment, eyes a little wide, posture suddenly and surprisingly uncertain.
“If you crosscheck me after the whistle again,” Tony says, “I’m telling everyone you have ‘99’ tattooed above your dick.”
Steve’s face storms up and then smooths out. “As in, Gretzky? As in, ‘The Great One?’ I don’t-- was that a compliment?”
“I am fucking appalled,” Tony says, pushing himself up on his elbows, “that you think it would be, you tacky Goddamn weirdo.”
Steve rolls his eyes, “Yeah,” he says. “Goodnight, Stark.”
The hotel door closes loudly behind him, and Tony flops over onto the cleanest part of the bed, tries to figure out how the hell he’s going to explain this to Rhodey.
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“Stark,” Clint tries, because that’s less intimidating, “I can’t stay here with you. Overnight. I mean, the two of us, here. Alone. You’re—you know. You’ve got all that…history. And I’m, I mean. Everyone’s saying that I’m...”
Steve and Tony stare at him with matching expressions of patient focus, intently watching as he digs his own grave with his bare hands.
“Everyone’s gonna think you traded for me, and I blew you immediately,” Clint says, in one fell swoop. If the car were still moving, he’d throw himself under the tires.
Steve and Tony slowly turn to look at each other. When they turn back towards him, it’s impossible to read their expressions.
“Well,” Steve says, tone weirdly flat, “you’d better fucking not, Barton.”
“Yeah,” Tony says, a beat later, “have some self-respect. Make me buy you a condo first.”
Clint closes his eyes and gives up.
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It hurts. More than it had when it went in. Jason breathes through it, doesn’t twitch or make a sound.
“You okay?” the man asks, pressing gauze to the entry and exit wounds now that they’ve bleeding like hell all over again.
“Yeah,” Jason says, a little fuzzy at the edges. He hadn’t been braced for it. Sometimes, when he gets surprised by something that hurts, he turns down reality for a bit, and it can be difficult to reengage.
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Hope It Leaves a Mark
thepartyresponsibleCh. 2 - Hawkeye gets nabbed by Hydra who also currently has Roy Harper, He's a genius he's a disaster
Ch. 3 - Nightwing comes across Frank Castle being bothered by muggers, you live in my city now, you're one of mine
Ch. 5 - teen!Nat climbs in Frank castle's car and tells him to drive
Ch. 7 - vampire!Bucky is befuddled the Clint is so happy about the idea of giving up his blood, mutual interest, devil-may-care Clint
Ch. 11 - kid!Clint goes to check on his circus buddy Dick at Wayne Manor, misunderstandings, I wish there was more of this
Ch. 19 - veteran Clint picks up walking a veteran Bucky on the side of the road because it's snowing and he recognizes the fuck-you-i didn't-expect-any-better-anyway set of his shoulders, no powers au
Ch. 30 - Frank Castle helps out May Parker when she tries to stop a mugging and they become coffee friends
Ch. 28 - Clint is the local chief of police Frank is the head of the werewolf families, hunting season
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第八章第16章
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4 - "Buried Alive" Clint Barton/Jason Todd
5 - Natasha Romanoff kidnaps Frank Castle at gunpoint and then he immediately adopts her.
11 - Child versions of Clint Barton and Dick Grayson after Dick was taken in by Bruce Wayne. -
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Chapter 2 Roy and Clint top tier banter
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CH23 has a little excerpt from Do Every Stupid Thing. :)