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frankenstein, but hot
on a scale frm 1 to ff24 has been delayed agn how mad was he
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It was like an egg in a microwave
Fucking amazing
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smtms ur history concrns me
who the hell actly puts an egg in a microwav
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Who doesn't is a much better question
It's a right of passage
This is why you're so boring
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??? u gotta CLEAN IT UP aftrwrd no thx u psycho
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Who said anything about cleaning
You don't use your own microwave
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???????
u disgust me
ths is y ur a wantd crimnial
u literal heathen
whtev ddi u get pics or not u kno thts the onyl reasn im in ur dms
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Who do you think I am? Your boring ass hero coworkers?
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11:45 ✓✓ In the bar? None Kurogiri stopped him before he could get to the alcohol tho thank god
11:46 lmfao
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Juzo News
Heroes keeping secrets!? UA Boy Returned!
UA has issued a public statement that the first year student harrowingly kidnapped by villains last week has been returned, unharmed, to his family. Principal Nedzu refused to answer any questions about the extraction, nor as to the current status of the kidnappers.
He did however, state "The student in question has returned to us [...] energetic and unharmed. He will, of course, be put through a two month mandatory counseling for this traumatic experience."
The mouse principal of UA has been media shy ever since May, when
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@gartersong133
Anyone know if that pizza place in Kamino plans to rebuild? Place was never great, but it wasn't an actual hazard to life and it was the only place open when I got out of classes :/
[Excerpt from interview with Yamasaki Amaya on 8/17/20X4 relating to a possible link between the "Kamino Explosion" and "Bakugou Katsuki" cases. Interviewer's comments cut for brevity.]
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'Crawler'? No no, it was definitely 'Hauler'. I dunno if you could even call him a vigilante, he mostly just helped people haul things around, you know, like his name. That was his quirk, to help haul things faster.
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What do you mean, 'that's not a quirk', of course it is, I saw it with my own two eyes! He helped me move into my apartment what was it, five years ago now? I hadn't seen him around recently so I thought he'd retired and gotten a real job.
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He looked fine, same costume. Fit him a little less well, because that dude has been working out! He was hella tight, man, bless my eyes."
[The remainder of the interview was deemed irrelevant and unusable by the officer overseeing the case.]
[Gmail application on the phone belonging to Aizawa Shouta.]
Have you seen this? Inbox
Principal Nedzu 09:20 AM
to Aizawa Shouta
| From | Principal Nedzu • [email protected] |
| To | Aizawa Shouta • [email protected] |
| Date | August 17, 20X4, 09:20 AM |
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quirkanalysisblog.com/articles/how-the-ua-sports-festival-led-to-the-kidnapping-of
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Nedzu :)
UA High Principal
+81 08-XXXX-XXXX | https://ua-yuuei.jp/learn-more
Aizawa Shouta 11:01 AM
to Principal Nedzu
| From | Aizawa Shouta • [email protected] |
| To | Principal Nedzu • [email protected] |
| Date | August 17, 20X4, 11:01 AM |
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Well that's suspicious. The timing alone would be cause for concern.
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Aizawa Shouta
UA High, 1st Year Specialist
don't call me | https://ua-yuuei.jp/learn-more
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Principal Nedzu 11:05 AM
to Aizawa Shouta
| From | Principal Nedzu • [email protected] |
| To | Aizawa Shouta • [email protected] |
| Date | August 17, 20X4, 11:05 AM |
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My thoughts exactly.
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Nedzu :)
UA High Principal
+81 08-XXXX-XXXX | https://ua-yuuei.jp/learn-more
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[shizuokatimes.co.jp/20X4/08/18/local/ua-student-housing-proposal-denied.html]
UA Student Housing Proposal Denied
by Kuwahara Chieko - August 18, 2X04
Voters in the UA Community School District rejected a ballot proposal for on-campus student housing in a special election held on Wednesday. Votes for measure approval fell 20.5 percent short of the simple majority needed.
The failure of this measure to pass is largely attributed to UAs overall failure to secure their own campus and assure the safety of their students and staff during off-campus activities. A second vote will be taken in December. If approved, students currently attending UA would be required to use the new boarding system in order to remain enrolled.
According to various third party reports, the Principal of UA High is still pursuing construction companies for quotes on a large scale addition to the school campus, but declined to comment. Though there is speculation that UA plans to continue pushing for dormitory housing, these construction inquiries could also be related to the USJ building, which has been operating at 50% capacity since the League of Villains attack in April of this year.
[Text messaging application on the phone belonging to Todoroki Shouto.]
Kaminari Denki
Thurs, Aug 19 • 20:10
Do you want to train together this weekend? Sorry, I can't!! Do you know Blood? From QABD I think I've seen the username in ideals-chat before. They're very... Enthusiastic. I'm doing an offline meet-up with her on Sunday!!!! Okay. Doesn't that mean you'll be free Saturday No, I'll be too busy picking out an outfit and scoping out the venue You know this is the reason you failed finals, right Rude!! This is important, I've gotta make a good impression!!! You're already starting to talk more like her, are you sure prolonged exposure is a good idea Just for that, you're now uninvited Good. Because I'll be preparing for the licensing exam. So I don't fail it like you're going to. smh Someday you'll learn that some things are more important than grades Like prohero licensing exams? Stop trying to MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY I'm sorry. I was unaware you possessed the minimum amount self awareness required to feel guilt. I never should have introduced you to the internet
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redshirt_blueshirt · 3h ago
Thoughts on Prelude?
I've been looking for other blogs like QAB and ran into Prelude. Does this sub have an opinion?
His content looks super promising, especially the quirk studies stuff. But one of my big hang ups is that I prefer text articles so I can read on the train and on breaks at work, and he seems to be most active on youtube.
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5w4nn 3h
There's a lot of QAB clones out there, but in my opinion Prelude is next level. His takes are unique and his analyses are solid. I hear you on the video vs written content though.
soho2025 2h
If by unique you mean psychotic, then yes
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Sar8rah 1h...
This post in particular is the best of both worlds: insanity and God tier level analysis.
january-i-do 1h
I think the general consensus is that nothing will ever be as good as QAB.
MoonDropsTomorrow 1h
This.
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[Discord application on the phone belonging to Midoriya Izuku.]
@ Shouto
Shouto
This is the beginning of your direct message history with Shouto.
Aug 20, 20X4
Shouto Today at 12:30
Thank you for accepting my friend request.
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Shouto Today at 12:38
I apologize for contacting you directly, but I wanted to thank you personally for your part in helping my classmate. Though he may not appreciate or acknowledge it, we may very well have saved his life. Because of the community you fostered, because you taught people to help out where they can and stand up for themselves, because you stepped up and took charge of the mission itself, we were able to remove someone from a dangerous situation. We absolutely couldn't have done it without you.
And because the student in question would be too prideful to say it, I'll say it for him.
Thank you.
Shuttai Today at 12:50
I like to think it all would have worked out somehow but I'm incredibly glad I could help!
I couldn't just ignore someone in need if there was a chance we could do something. I'm so glad it worked out and that your classmate is back home safe.
Shouto Today at 12:57
None the less
Thank you again, Shuttai-san. You're a true hero.
[Discord application on the phone belonging to Koichi Haimawari.]
@ Shuttai
Shuttai Today at 13:02
Shouto-san just called me a hero and I'm going to CRY
crawler Today at 13:13
but you are a hero?
Shuttai Today at 13:17
What???
Koichi STOP
YOU'LL MAKE ME CRY
crawler Today at 13:17
you help people every single week, and this week you literally saved a teenager from the literal clutches of literal villains
Shuttai Today at 13:17
That wasn't ME
That was all of YOU
crawler Today at 13:18
who do you think made that all possible?? do you think i could have what, waltzed in there by myself and taken on all those villains??
not to mention i wouldn't have even known it was happening because they didnt come to me. they came to YOU
Shuttai Today at 13:22
Stop
I still have class
I am NOT going to cry in chemistry again, Koichi
crawler Today at 13:23
okay. we'll talk later
[Discord application on the phone belonging to Midoriya Izuku.]
@ crawler
Shuttai Today at 13:17
That wasn't ME
That was all of YOU
crawler Today at 13:18
who do you think made that all possible?? do you think i could have what, waltzed in there by myself and taken on all those villains??
not to mention i wouldn't have even known it was happening because they didnt come to me. they came to YOU
Shuttai Today at 13:22
Stop
I still have class
I am NOT going to cry in chemistry again, Koichi
crawler Today at 13:23
okay. we'll talk later
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crawler Today at 16:45
hey, izuku
you're a hero :)